HONEST thoughts on Becca

[Jane]

Maybe I am saying this in the wrong thread.

But I think you're an idiot.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

<SLAP>

 

[Jane]

<SLAP>

Bitch.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

Bitch.

Wait, wait, wait...a SMILEY with a LIGHTSABER!? God, no! Anything but that!

Are you going to hurl your virginity at me next???

 

[CH David]

Wait, wait, wait...a SMILEY with a LIGHTSABER!? God, no! Anything but that!

Are you going to hurl your virginity at me next???

 

[D-Man]

Wait, wait, wait...a SMILEY with a LIGHTSABER!? God, no! Anything but that!

Are you going to hurl your virginity at me next???

OH... MY... GOD....

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

I think it's funny he mentioned that sporting that particular sig.

 

[X]

She's a dime compared to the skeezers I be fuckin with.

Did I really just see you use the word skeezers? I fucking love this guy.

 

[D-Man]

Know what, X, I must agree. Skeezers is a terribly underused word.

 

[X]

Wait, wait, wait...a SMILEY with a LIGHTSABER!? God, no! Anything but that!

Are you going to hurl your virginity at me next???

The kid's fifteen years old. Did you not LITERALLY just create a thread in the Cigar Lounge declaring that fifteen year olds shouldn't be having sex?

 

[Father:_Polley]

Becca's ok. She converses with me, I converse with her, and no intention of sleeping with each other, despite how stalkerish my move to leeds may seem

 

[Uncle Sam]

Wait, wait, wait...a SMILEY with a LIGHTSABER!? God, no! Anything but that!

Are you going to hurl your virginity at me next???

This one's a keeper.

 

[HBK-aholic]

The kid's fifteen years old. Did you not literally just create a thread in the Cigar Lounge declaring that fifteen year olds shouldn't be having sex?

Why so serious?

 

[X]

Because Jane is my twisted offspring from a genetic experiment gone awry. That's why. God damnit.

 

[Jane]

Wait, wait, wait...a SMILEY with a LIGHTSABER!? God, no! Anything but that!

Are you going to hurl your virginity at me next???

I will do what I must. I'm confused though. Was a smiley with a lightsaber any more pathetic than <SLAP>? Also, you had a lightsaber in your sig...

And thaaaaaanks xfear :$

 

[Luther_Hull]

Are you going to hurl your virginity at me next???

My goodness.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Diabolical, truly

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Wonder what happened to the other Becca?

 

[IrishCanadian25]

The kid's fifteen years old. Did you not LITERALLY just create a thread in the Cigar Lounge declaring that fifteen year olds shouldn't be having sex?

Well played my friend. Well played.

And yes, Jane, my epic Doc-made Sig featured the humor of what happens when you jam together two Samuel L. Jackson roles.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Wait, wait, wait...a SMILEY with a LIGHTSABER!? God, no! Anything but that!

Are you going to hurl your virginity at me next???

 

[Jane]

It was THAT funny?

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

It's AN Internet. Not THE Internet. Big difference.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

But seriously.. I think I'd be too rough for Becca. Then again, she digs NorCal, and he'd flat out powerthrust her until she tapped out. Like literally tapping out. I just don't think NorCal fucks around.

 

[HBK-aholic]

But seriously.. I think I'd be too rough for Becca. Then again, she digs NorCal, and he'd flat out powerthrust her until she tapped out. Like literally tapping out. I just don't think NorCal fucks around.

I look forward to this.

 

[THE Madcap]

Becca's alright, I'd hit it. I wouldn't court it though, just hit it. And like, just as I'm about to go, I'd pull out the pic of me with Shawn Michaels, and spaff on her face/tits just as I caught her offguard.