The Great Personality Club

[JGlass]

They might not be that pretty, but god dammit, they need some loving too!

The chick from Precious

Sure, she's a little on the chunky side, and yeah, she could stand to lose a few pounds, but look at the smile? She just radiates positivity!

Meryl Streep...

Don't get me wrong, back in the day Meryl Streep was a babe and a half, but her best years are behind her. Still, did you see her at the Oscars? She's just delightful.

Elisabeth Moss

She looks like she's 14, and her voice is like nails on a chalkboard, but other than that she seems like a fine human being.

Queen Elizabeth

Her charitable givings are well known, and there seems to be an entire nation of people that are just nuts about her and her entire family. Surely, she must be a fantastic person. Make sure you bring lube. LOTS of lube.

 

[Coco]

I reckon it's awful when the Queen wants to bent you over and fuck you with a strap-on. After all, I was raised not to turn my back in The Presence.

 

[nightmare]

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

I'd still sleep with Meryl Streep, so there.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

I'd still sleep with Meryl Streep, so there.

Me too, but she's such a good actress I would assume she is faking it all of the time.

 

[Miko]

If I never get to bang Thatcher then Meryl Streep will be the next best thing

 

[JGlass]

Yeah, I'm glad I'm not alone in still being willing to do Meryl Streep. More than willing really.

 

[Brilliant Human Being]

I'd sooner do Meryl Streep than I would Madonna. But then again, there are a multitude of things I would rather do then go anywhere near Madonna. Bitch is a mess.