HONEST thoughts on Becca

[Nate DaMac]

Yup. The creepy dude with the long hair. It's all gone now, unfortunately I look even creepier.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

She's cute.

 

[HBK-aholic]

^^^^^^^

HOW did I miss that?? Stupid iPod. If that's vulgar, vulgar is awesome.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Who said romance was dead?

 

[HBK-aholic]

You don't have to be romantic when you're as hot as NorCal.

 

[Uncle Sam]

"I though maybe we could have a candle lit dinner, which I'd prepare. Beforehand, I'd have covered the bed in rose petals - where I would gently make love to you. Alternatively, I'd squeeze your tits while you gave me head."

 

[Mighty NorCal]

"I though maybe we could have a candle lit dinner, which I'd prepare. Beforehand, I'd have covered the bed in rose petals - where I would gently make love to you. Alternatively, I'd squeeze your tits while you gave me head."

When you walk in the door, im going to grab you by your hair, pull you towards me...we will then take each others clothes off very quickly, you will suck my dick like you are trying to extract the cure for cancer out of it, and then im going to fuck you without regard, in various positions, some of them resembling a dog. With death metal playing the background.

there ya go. Romaaaaaance.

 

[justinsayne]

Never really understood everyone's obsession with her, she seems like a pretty average girl to me, at times she comes off as a bit ****e-ish, but I'm guessing that has more to do with the fact that the vast majority of the forum seems to want to fuck her, and she never seems put off by it

 

[Uncle Sam]

You're a charmer.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

The lady said it herself.

When you are The NorCal, charm is just wasting time.

 

[HBK-aholic]

When you walk in the door, im going to grab you by your hair, pull you towards me...we will then take each others clothes off very quickly, you will suck my dick like you are trying to extract the cure for cancer out of it, and then im going to fuck you without regard, in various positions, some of them resembling a dog. With death metal playing the background.

there ya go. Romaaaaaance.

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*dies*

 

[Uncle Sam]

Your, um, 'efficiency' inspires me, NorCal.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

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*dies*

Are you suprised or just opening wide?

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I'll give it five minutes before Norcal runs out of the bedroom covering his face in shame while Shawn Michaels walks up to him and says, "I'll show her some Sweet Chin Music."

 

[Uncle Sam]

I mean, if I did that, all I'd get would be "Someone! Help! Call the police! This guy keeps saying he's got the cure for cancer in his dick!"

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I'll give it five minutes before Norcal runs out of the bedroom covering his face in shame while Shawn Michaels walks up to him and says, "I'll show her some Sweet Chin Music."

thats about all the time I owuld need, yea

 

[HBK-aholic]

Shawn Michaels AND NorCal?? Okay what are you all doing to me?! Back soon..

 

[Uncle Sam]

For the record, I would also partake in sexual relations with Becca. However, to contrast myself to NorCal, it would be hugely built up and ultimately disappointing.

 

[HBK-aholic]

For the record, I would also partake in sexual relations with Becca.

 

[Ferbian]

Now all we need to assure is that nobody links the picture to Shawn's playgirl cover shoot, Becca would be forever gone then.

 

[Tastycles]

For the record, I would also partake in sexual relations with Becca. However, to contrast myself to NorCal, it would be hugely built up and ultimately disappointing.

"This has never happened before, I'm so sorry"

 

[Uncle Sam]

"This has never happened before, I'm so sorry"

That's the one.

I'd even throw in this whole "romance" thing I've been talking up. Like feeling you up on the sofa while watching Cool Runnings on DVD. Eins, zwei, drei...

 

[Tastycles]

With a bit of luck, she'll kiss your eggs.

 

[Minor League Brian]

I don't think she's uber pretty. She's not bad looking, but not something I'd write home about but anytime I've talked with her I've liked her. Nice and all for us not being friends, saw her on IC's FB the other day I do believe. I think it mighta been something he said about Gary Colman or maybe the old man heart attack story?

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Are there tits in this thread yet?