D-Man and IC25's Official NJexus HQ

[Macca]

I want D-Man to take a dump on my pimply chest and then do me from behind while my poopy pectorial region slides along his glass table. Oh D-Man, how your hoop earrings make my pussy wet.

This is exactly why the Australian Government should impose restrictions on the Internet, J-Dogg's love for Ogrish.com is really exploiting that vivid imagination of his.

 

[Via Armbar]

My sphincter loosens and my bowels lactate with joy at the very thought of D-Man in a Cenation shirt.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

THIS IS AWESOME! <clap clap clap clap clap>
THIS IS AWESOME! <clap clap clap clap clap>
THIS IS AWESOME! <clap clap clap clap clap>

 

[Via Armbar]

D-Man gave me the <clap clap clap clap clap>
D-Man gave me the <clap clap clap clap clap>
D-Man gave me the <clap clap clap clap clap>

 

[J-Dogg]

Im in on the whole thing... I've been laughing for the past few pages.

 

[Via Armbar]

Im in on the whole thing...and that whole thing is D-Man.

 

[Macca]

In my bedroom is a portrait of me on my knees reciting Little Brown Jug with a violin while D-Man violently teabags me and drinks a Budweiser. To be honest with you, it'd be better Feng Shui to hang in the dining room.

Yummy.

 

[D-Man]

My sphincter loosens and my bowels lactate with joy at the very thought of D-Man in a Cenation shirt.

Im in on the whole thing...and that whole thing is D-Man.

In my bedroom is a portrait of me on my knees reciting Little Brown Jug with a violin while D-Man violently teabags me and drinks a Budweiser. To be honest with you, it'd be better Feng Shui to hang in the dining room.

I'm fucking peeing myself

 

[Via Armbar]

I'm fucking peeing myself

I'm actually very proud of that first one. Gonna quote it.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Oh my. Well, it makes sense.

 

[Macca]

D-Man's starring in my independant porn remake of Brokeback Mountain. He just doesn't know it yet.

Man, what a casting couch session that's gonna be.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Just finished reading the last few pages, can't seem to remove my hand from my genitals.

 

[D-Man]

When Armbar licks my yambag oh, so gently, I lactate out of my man-tits.

 

[Via Armbar]

If I was given one last wish before I left this Earth, it would be that D-Man would be waiting at the end of a Slip N Slide with his gaping ass towards me, cheeks spread and I would charge at them with full speed and all of my might, anxiously awaiting the end of that slippery road to heaven.

 

[D-Man]

I wish that Norcal was my father... and Armbar was my mother.

 

[Via Armbar]

..Why the fuck am I the mother?

 

[D-Man]

..Why the fuck am I the mother?

 

[Via Armbar]

I feel like I'm reading poetry here.

 

[Macca]

One night I was having a wet dream about D and Armbar giving me a hot meat injection ceremony, when all of a sudden Armbar shouted out "A DINGO ATE MY BABY!!!" I almost drowned in my own sperm that night.

Sigourney Weaver movies do that to all of us, friend.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Hey D-Man, Seeing as You're Part of the Triad, I was wondering what you thought of the Sopranos?

Do you think it represents The People of Jersey Well?

 

[Via Armbar]

I think I'm going to end up starving to death.

I went to Bed Bath and Beyond to buy new kitchen ware only to find out they don't make bowls in the shape of D-Man's asshole. It's the only thing I'll eat out of

 

[Via Armbar]

J-Dogg sure loves D-Man.

I know right?

 

[D-Man]

Hey D-Man, Seeing as You're Part of the Triad, I was wondering what you thought of the Sopranos?

Do you think it represents The People of Jersey Well?

Actually, I never watched. That show brings back bad memories. I used to watch it with my ex and then she cheated on me. So, to block out the thought of her, I changed a lot of things in my life including watching that TV show.

As for it representing the "people of Jersey", if by that you mean gangsters then yeah. But as for everyone else, no fucking way.

 

[D-Man]

I wanted to drink Armbar's bathwater but then it hit me... why not have Armbar and Macca fill a bath with their semen and anal secretion, bathe in it, and then drink it all afterwards while rubbing my balls with a feather duster???

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

I know right?

I see what you did there.

And sorry to bring up some bad memories there D-Man.