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[The People's Peep]

I love Man vs. Food, but I cant watch it because it gives me the munchies.

D-Man, you live in Jersey right? Have you heard of R U Hungry? I saw it on the New Jersey episode he did and I've been dying to go down there and try it.

 

[J-Dogg]

D-Man i need your view on something....Im doubting my relationship with my new girlfriend.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

you need to let everyone know that I am a commando ninja and I will kill every one of these little fucks in their sleep. Snap their stupid little necks. Even on Christmas.


Did you have any idea this morning? lulz

 

[D-Man]

Holy shit... I've got A LOT to reply to. Sorry I was MIA this weekend, boys. Anyway, here we go...

I feel you man. I can follow the whole being catholic and it making sense then, however I'm sure as fuck not attending it considering I'm an atheist so I would definitely be on the verge of killing myself.

Also, anything church related is bullshit. I hated my confirmation, but I was practically "forced" to do it, also it paid off nicely in the money department.

We were told to attend church 8 times in total on Sundays for preaching and all that shit. I managed to slip away with saying I attended 8, but only attended 3-4.

There's nothing wrong with religion. But when you have to practice it 5 days a week, every week for four years, it gets a little tedious.

Shit dude, I didn't tell you today we were jamming out to '90s music in class today. Fucking hilarious to see guys older than me bumping to Backstreet Boys, Spice Girls, fuckin' LFO. Our teacher was cracking up.

I'd be embarrassed, actually.

I did it once. St. Patrick's Day 2000 with my buddy Bailey. We snuck Guinness into our dorm cafeteria in coffee tumblers and I ate a solid 5 lbs of corned beef and cabbage w/ red potatoes. I tell ya, my college dorm was so-so in the food department, but the CBnC was AWESOME!

Was it lowfat corned beef? Otherwise, I don't believe you.

D-Man tell me a wrestling story.

I'll have one for you sometime today. But try to narrow it down for me... what kind of story do you want to hear?

Man vs Food is the shit. That guy is a deity among mortals.

Indeed, my friend. We are kinsmen now. Our connection is through Adam.

KC BBQ is great, but a bit overrated. If you're evr in Missouri anywhere though find a pork steak and eat it. No one else really does it except here. Good stuff.

I love Man vs. Food, but I cant watch it because it gives me the munchies.

D-Man, you live in Jersey right? Have you heard of R U Hungry? I saw it on the New Jersey episode he did and I've been dying to go down there and try it.

I haven't. Which episode? The one where he went to Rutgers? Or the one when he ended up at the Chicken or the Egg in LBI?

D-Man i need your view on something....Im doubting my relationship with my new girlfriend.

Talk to me, brother.

 

[D-Man]

you need to let everyone know that I am a commando ninja and I will kill every one of these little fucks in their sleep. Snap their stupid little necks. Even on Christmas.


Did you have any idea this morning? lulz

Wow... um... where did that come from?

Did I have any idea of what? That you left?

What time did you break out? I think I heard you around 5:30 or so...

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Ah shit, so you DID hear me. Nah, you got up to the B-Room at 5, and of course that woke me up...I felt fine, so I though well fuck sitting in Parkway morning commute traffic, im outta here

 

[J-Dogg]

Talk to me, brother.

Well i don't know if i've rushed into the relationship, people i've spoken to have said give it a couple of weeks because i've only been dating her for like 5 days, and if you saw my Facebook wall, you can see why im freaked out a little, but she is a nice girl though, her family already knows about me but mine doesn't.

I can tell you one thing, for a thick girl she can get a man off and if you tell her to turn it up a few notches....well thats another story.

 

[D-Man]

Ah shit, so you DID hear me. Nah, you got up to the B-Room at 5, and of course that woke me up...I felt fine, so I though well fuck sitting in Parkway morning commute traffic, im outta here

I knew it. Sorry, bro. I tried to be quiet but I really had to piss.

Probably a good idea that you left early, though. Looks like you made great time.

 

[D-Man]

Well i don't know if i've rushed into the relationship, people i've spoken to have said give it a couple of weeks because i've only been dating her for like 5 days, and if you saw my Facebook wall, you can see why im freaked out a little, but she is a nice girl though, her family already knows about me but mine doesn't.

I can tell you one thing, for a thick girl she can get a man off and if you tell her to turn it up a few notches....well thats another story.

So you're worried that you committed too soon?

Let's say for one minute you did. What can you do about it? You're kind of at the point of no return. Unless you feel that she'd stick around if you were up front and honest with her about the situation. But judging from (what you're describing as) her aggressive nature, I highly doubt she'd be cool with backing off now.

It all depends on how you feel about things. Sometimes please just feel a connection with someone else. But if your connection was only physical then I think you made a mistake.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

lulz I woke up when u went at 3, too, I almost left then. I thought to mysled "alright, ill lay down, and if I lay here awake for 30 minutes, ill hit the road"

Well obviously, I fell back asleep, lulz. No need to feel bad though man, its literally impossible to get up and walk past without me waking up unless I have took meds haha

 

[J-Dogg]

So you're worried that you committed too soon?

Let's say for one minute you did. What can you do about it? You're kind of at the point of no return. Unless you feel that she'd stick around if you were up front and honest with her about the situation. But judging from (what you're describing as) her aggressive nature, I highly doubt she'd be cool with backing off now.

It all depends on how you feel about things. Sometimes please just feel a connection with someone else. But if your connection was only physical then I think you made a mistake.

Yeah im a tad worried i committed too soon, but i do feel a connection with both her personality and her physically. I think i have just been over analyzing shit, because one of my female best friends is NOT talking to me because she thinks i made a mistake and im tryingto mend that friendship.

 

[D-Man]

lulz I woke up when u went at 3, too, I almost left then. I thought to mysled "alright, ill lay down, and if I lay here awake for 30 minutes, ill hit the road"

Well obviously, I fell back asleep, lulz. No need to feel bad though man, its literally impossible to get up and walk past without me waking up unless I have took meds haha

I didn't go at 3... shit, you're making me look like a 72 year old man that can't hold his bladder LOL.

Next time, since you're gonna wake up anyway, I'll just jump on you and start swinging punches.

 

[D-Man]

Yeah im a tad worried i committed too soon, but i do feel a connection with both her personality and her physically. I think i have just been over analyzing shit, because one of my female best friends is NOT talking to me because she thinks i made a mistake and im tryingto mend that friendship.

Any female friend that does that has a hint of jealousy in her. Is that friend of yours single?

 

[J-Dogg]

Any female friend that does that has a hint of jealousy in her. Is that friend of yours single?

She is but she is attracted to one of the handsome guys in our group...but he has a girlfriend he cheats on lol.

Also an update my girlfriend got her cousin to write "I <3 Joel" on her tits....Joel being my name.

 

[D-Man]

She is but she is attracted to one of the handsome guys in our group...but he has a girlfriend he cheats on lol.

She still seems jealous. No reason for her to get mad.

Also an update my girlfriend got her cousin to write "I <3 Joel" on her tits....Joel being my name.

What for?

 

[J-Dogg]

She still seems jealous. No reason for her to get mad.



What for?

I just think my friend needs time, apparently because i didn't take her advice on something.

And the reason for my name being on her tits...well i dunno, still im staring at tits right now.

 

[D-Man]

I just think my friend needs time, apparently because i didn't take her advice on something.

But she has no reason to be mad. You didn't take her advice. Big deal. The walls aren't crashing down. Stand your ground with it... she's totally out of line.

And the reason for my name being on her tits...well i dunno, still im staring at tits right now.

There's only one reason to have someone sign anything on their tits... because it was done by a rock star. Besides that, the idea is stupid as fuck and the girl is terribly immature.

 

[J-Dogg]

But she has no reason to be mad. You didn't take her advice. Big deal. The walls aren't crashing down. Stand your ground with it... she's totally out of line.



There's only one reason to have someone sign anything on their tits... because it was done by a rock star. Besides that, the idea is stupid as fuck and the girl is terribly immature.

I'll sort my friend out, and my girl just got bored thats why she did it, she said it was silly and fixed it up.

 

[Барбоса]

terribly immature.

D, anyone under the age of 25 is "immature" compared to the likes of you and me

 

[J-Dogg]

I still like D-Man's advice, he's a wise wise man.....he should make a autobiographical movie of himself starring the Jersey Triad and a bunch of porn stars.

 

[D-Man]

I'll sort my friend out, and my girl just got bored thats why she did it, she said it was silly and fixed it up.

Weird...

D, anyone under the age of 25 is "immature" compared to the likes of you and me

That's true. But that doesn't make what she did right.

I still like D-Man's advice, he's a wise wise man.....he should make a autobiographical movie of himself starring the Jersey Triad and a bunch of porn stars.

HAHAHAAHAHAH I wish. If it were possible, I guarantee you that I would do it.

Funny you should say this... the Triad was discussing the possibility of a web program similar to Chair Shot Reality. Who knows... we might actually follow through with it.

 

[Ferbian]

Funny you should say this... the Triad was discussing the possibility of a web program similar to Chair Shot Reality. Who knows... we might actually follow through with it.

At least we'd know your opinions were actually worth a damn. And you know.. Not shit.

 

[Ty Burna]

D, anyone under the age of 25 is "immature" compared to the likes of you and me

Eh what about those of us who are under 25 but had to man up real quick, you know, raising kids and what not?

 

[D-Man]

HAHAH Thanks, Ferbs,.

 

[D-Man]

Eh what about those of us who are under 25 but had to man up real quick, you know, raising kids and what not?

Having kids doesn't make you a man... remember that. But it's not like I don't have to tell you LOL.