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I kinda figured, just wanted to make sure, oh well, I don't mind really, it's not about what people call you, if I was to break down because someone called me a noob (in a bad manner) I would've broken down years ago.
Edit: I kinda think becoming a mod, at least to me, automatically eliminates the noob part.
Mighty NorCal
SHALL WE BEGIN?
Just lay down a plastic mat like they do for painting walls, that will work
Shit, who the fuck said anything about them being wrestling fans? Are they fans of sitting there, shutting the fuck up, and enjoying the company of a fricken badass? No, I kid. Any future prospects meeting me for the first time under those circumstances will probably be scared out of their wits. "You hang out with CRAZY PEOPLE" "um hello, do you know what that guy DOES fr a living?"....thats fine. At the end of the night, I would just tell them "Sex with me is EXACTLY how you think it would be...."
Dude, health is going to be my LAST concern on Sunday. Like I said, nothing but chicken, rice, and vegtables for about 32 days now. Its on like fuckin Donkey Kong on Sunday
I hear ya. But remember... these women don't think like we do. Otherwise, it would just be too easy to pounce them.
And I'm sure that taking one look at you would reassure them of how you are in the sack. But thanks for reminding us all, once again.
Why are you eating that shit? Diet plan again?
Mighty NorCal
SHALL WE BEGIN?
that whole thing was a joke, just figured you would get a chuckle outta that. I dont come up there to scheme on gals, I come up to hang with my peoples. However, it will be good to plant the seeds with your lady friend (FIGURATVELY SPEAKING) "Bryan has this friend...." Hmmm. Yessir. Future considerations. Meeting through mutual friends is something I have had much success with. Becuase the middle friend can vouch that I am nothing to be petrified of (which is why the vast majority of girls dont talk to me, they are scared to death, I have learned)
Speaking of which, I think im off the hook with badness (thats what i call her) she didnt text back last night after saying last night "im catching a vibe like you dont like me very much"...I should have texted back "NO SHIT!!!"
Yea man, diet plan, just shifting my focus of my training. I look different than last time, you will see what I mean
While I agree with everything you said, if you ever spell my name with a "Y" again, I will find a way to overpower you and then proceed to choppy-choppy your pee-pee.
HAHAHAHA so pinup model is out? Man, I wish you were a ****e. You'd be so good at it.
You always look different when I see you. It's like you keep growing... but it's nice to have you on my side and not against me. Holy FUCK, that would suck.
One Punch Doug Crashin
I AM INVINSIBLE!
You and I have the same name D-man.... though I spell mine with a Y.
Man, I really HATE when people spell my name as "Brain" or "Bryan." Nothing pissed me off more than that.
One Punch Doug Crashin
I AM INVINSIBLE!
Same when they spell mine with an I. oh well what are you gonna do. It's an ambidextrous name
Mighty NorCal
SHALL WE BEGIN?
Shit, got you confused with Ricky. My bad bro Montana, never again
I used to be one, and I was VERY good at it. Lets just say, the big number now stands at 30, and 26 of those were amassed between the ages of 17 and 19. So yea.
But anyway, I sent her a text last night, no response so far, well, im certainley not gonna push it. If she doesnt answer, then good, 95% sure I am better off that way.
I havent gotten a lot bigger, but I have cut a lot of fat off. Im harder and sleeker now. Cheetah Speed.
Ty Burna
Getting Noticed By Management
This terrifies me in ways unimaginable. Now Norcal can break someone in a quarter of the time. At least the death will be quicker.
I'm convinced he'll just be quicker with one punch, and then return to the casual beating.. (man I love that part, I forgot who sigged it..)
Fuck... I feel so dirty. I stopped counting at 60... and that was about 7 or 8 years ago...
If she answers, go get yourself some. But don't settle down with her if you know it doesn't feel right. I know you're too smart for that.
Interesting. Ok, I'll gice you a body fat test when you come by LOL.
My name is easy. Matt. People rarely misspell it.
My last name is a different matter though.
My last name is a different matter though.
Mighty NorCal
SHALL WE BEGIN?
Well, your like twice my age, so that works
Nah, but if you take a look at that pace...26 between 17 and 19....I uh, would have been up there by the time I was your age, for sure
and I will NOT go "get myself some" that is not what The NorCal does!! If she answers, then i will go ahead accordingly, by having a second date and likely never speaking again
Yea, im down from 203 to 197. But I still lift the same weight. Maybe a bit more. In fightin shape now
A tad disappointing, but I kind of figured.
Well, your like twice my age, so that works
Wow...
Quite possibly. I actually slowed down a bit when I got into my first successful band. But I stopped counting once I had my second threesome. I didn't really know how to count it, so I just stop book keeping and just went with the flow. I loved being ****ty.
Then what's the point of the second date? If you're not trying to "get some" and you have no long-term intentions, isn't it a waste of time?
I think I gained 5 lbs. Having a girlfriend made me not give a fuck.
Yeah, last half of it is decent although.
The Patriot is on television tonight though, fucking love Mel Gibson.
Mighty NorCal
SHALL WE BEGIN?
I already explained this, dammit. I need to give her a fair shot. I might. MIGHT have long term intentions, depending on how she acts. Aye, I have many concerns about anything long term, but at the same time, who knows if she has an all star preformance in her for a second go round. If nothing develops, then ok, no one can possibly call me an asshole.
I really have no idea why, but I get even more motivated (I dont even know if thats truly possible) when I have a gf. unfortunately, I average about 6 weeks a year of GF having time over the last two and a half years lulz
Here's the funny part: She asks me NOT to go to the gym. She proceeds to proclaim that she loves me the way that I am. So she doesn't like me manscaping, going to the gym, or even tanning. It's really a lot to get used to, since my life has revolved around those things for so long.
Mighty NorCal
SHALL WE BEGIN?
I would laugh in a girls face if she said that
that is what I do, its my life. Literally and figuratively. I think when I break down the real reasons for my training I would receive no argument from any girl proclaiming to care about me.
Thats fucking AWESOME though thtat she likes you for you so steadfastly. Every man should envy
that is what I do, its my life. Literally and figuratively. I think when I break down the real reasons for my training I would receive no argument from any girl proclaiming to care about me.
Thats fucking AWESOME though thtat she likes you for you so steadfastly. Every man should envy