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[Hollywood Naitch]

Assmacher's smoking hot! The fact that Orlando inserted his dick anywhere in her body makes me vomit, though. Oh well, for all you know Assmacher may have used a strap-on on OJ.

Assmacher... I like it

Orlando getting his anus destroyed by her... not so much

 

[JGlass]

I would like to be the first to wish the D-Man a very happy birthday. You get your AARP card on this one, yes?

Just kidding dude, I hope you have some good times ahead of you today.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

What is he today 72? Ahhh just messing D-man, have a good one!!

 

[D-Man]

I would like to be the first to wish the D-Man a very happy birthday. You get your AARP card on this one, yes?

Just kidding dude, I hope you have some good times ahead of you today.

What is he today 72? Ahhh just messing D-man, have a good one!!

Thank you, boys. I really appreciate it.

And on a side note, you can both go fuck yourselves.

 

[JGlass]

Look at it this way, if all we can make fun of you for is being a little bit older, you must be doing pretty well for yourself.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Wait D-Man's older than 72? Well happy birthday anyway gramps.

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

Happy birthday D-Man, have a good one bro.

 

[Mustang Sally]

I wish you a happy birthday, D-Man. You're younger than me, so don't let these guys bug you.

I'd wish you a happy celebration tonight......but what the hell is there to do in New Jersey?

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

What's this? A new thread by FunKay? In the music section no less!

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?p=3331934#post3331934

 

[D-Man]

I wish you a happy birthday, D-Man. You're younger than me, so don't let these guys bug you.

I'd wish you a happy celebration tonight......but what the hell is there to do in New Jersey?

Tonight? Not much. This weekend? Different story.

But thank you

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

How old are you D-Man?

With all these age jokes going on, I am picturing you as a wise old Gandalf...

 

[D-Man]

How old are you D-Man?

With all these age jokes going on, I am picturing you as a wise old Gandalf...

34 years old, brother. In IWC years, I'm ancient.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

34 years old, brother. In IWC years, I'm ancient.

In IWC years, you're "over rated and trying to hold on past your prime while refusing to make room for / put over the younger guys."

 

[D-Man]

In IWC years, you're "over rated and trying to hold on past your prime while refusing to make room for / put over the younger guys."

So's your face.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

3rd time IC has repped me. Not bad.

 

[Mustang Sally]

34 years old, brother. In IWC years, I'm ancient.

Oh, then I'm not older than you after all. I'm 32.

Still, you and I will make a handsome couple at the Internet Wrestling Retirement Home.

Care for a round of Bingo, D?

 

[JGlass]

3rd time IC has repped me. Not bad.

I haven't kept track, but I'm pretty sure he'd repped me four times. 3 green, one red.

 

[Барбоса]

In IWC years, you're "over rated and trying to hold on past your prime while refusing to make room for / put over the younger guys."

Does that mean the likes of you and me are in our prime, IC?

 

[IrishCanadian25]

Does that mean the likes of you and me are in our prime, IC?

Lulz, you're under rated and I'm clearly just D-Man's backstage pet.

 

[The Crock]

I'm sitting pretty at 3 IC greens.

 

[The Crock]

Lulz, you're under rated and I'm clearly just D-Man's backstage pet.

That would mean I'm still working in NWA Hollywood or something.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

That would mean I'm still working in NWA Hollywood or something.

ROH.

 

[The Crock]

I'm getting held back by the likes of JGlass and Dave, I just know it.

 

[CH David]

ROH.

I see them on Saturday!

So there's a country gig in Jersey that is full time. Un-fuckin'-fortunately you need at least three years experience. FUCK!!!

Though there is also an overnight ROCK gig in North Dakota. I need to make a demo ASAP! Unfortunately though, I don't have the proper...wait just a fucking minute! Literally wait just one moment!














FUCK YES!!!! I have one software that would work! I just need the audio!

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Just bought WWE Anthology for a cool £8. Very nice stuff on here. Currently on Jake Roberts' theme.