D-Man and IC25's Official NJexus HQ | Page 141 | WrestleZone Forums

D-Man and IC25's Official NJexus HQ

Hahahahah this conversation is funny.

My place is fine. Matter of fact, I've invested in some new furniture. Leather couches will be a new look for the Triad Pad. But I don't think delivery is until a week from Monday so you guys will miss it by a day.

If you thought I was anal about the cleanliness of my place before, wait until I get that furniture.

I'll invest in a rubber suit. This is good, every time a new member comes over we don't have to explain which door is yours, just to look for the sign that says "quarantined area." If your nutsack is wet, do you use baby powder like normal guys or do you use Ajax instead?
 
We should buy all new stuff that is exactly like D mans stuff, and then take all his REAL stuff out of the apartment and hide it, put the replacement stuff in, and then utterly fucking destroy the place.

Witnessing that reaction would be worth every penny
 
So much effort and cost...but dear god what a payoff...

We could start a show like Punk'd, but call it "Bitch'd."

I'm mostly concerned that D would wig out and kill JGlass.
 
Because you're new, and I think D-Man will look at you, me, and NorCal and figure "I'd probably get my ass kicked the least by him." That's not a referrendum on you so much as it is on NorCal and I.
 
Hey man, I got some moves. Two semesters worth of Muay Thai and years of watching professional wrestling have taught me well.

That is by no means a challenge to anyone. Especially NorCal.

pleasedonthurtme
 
I'll invest in a rubber suit. This is good, every time a new member comes over we don't have to explain which door is yours, just to look for the sign that says "quarantined area." If your nutsack is wet, do you use baby powder like normal guys or do you use Ajax instead?

Use a cheese grater.
 
I didn't even know about that fucker. I just figured I should explore the cave, and I was like "oh shit, is that a person in that little square there? Oh shit, a green fucking dragon!? OH SHIT, I'M LEVEL 8 WITH A COPPER SWORD! Oh shit...I'm dead...

OH MY GOD... HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHA

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!! That's pretty much EXACTLY what happened to me!!
 
I still don't understand how this comment went unnoticed by you or Norcal:

Shut up, Norcal.

And I would've given my left nut to see IC and Norcal dressed up like the Road Warriors, theme music playing, and dumping out some poor little 5-year-old's kiddie pool while saying "Your FACE sucks! What a rush, bitch!"
 
Just dress like this

resized_Mike_the_situation_MTV_movie.jpg


and no one would know you're not from Jersey.
 
Are you thinking of coming to Jersey, Sam? Or did you just want to make that joke? I totally understand either way.
 
Er, no one who fucking looks like THAT is hanging out with us.


and I dont beleive D-Man, 5th, or JGlass has any tattoos.

Me and IC are the only true scumbags of the group. Me being the scummiest, obviously
 
I don't have any tattoos. Nor am I artificially tanned, nor do I spike my hair.

There's a picture of us in this thread, we look pretty normal... except NorCal, IC, and 5th member are all monsters. D-Man and I don't look like we'd be able to rip limbs clean off your body, though. We can, but we don't look the part.
 

Users who are viewing this thread

Members online

No members online now.

Forum statistics

Threads
174,846
Messages
3,300,837
Members
21,727
Latest member
alvarosamaniego
Back
Top