I would threaten Norcal. I've already offered to fight him a few times. I think he feels bad for me...
That's because it's you D.. like someones sig (can't remember who) has a quote "I want to fight NorCal because I wanna see if he draws a line somewhere, or just casually beat me to death"..
He'd probably draw a line for you, but others I'm very confident he'd do the latter.