D-Man and IC25's Official NJexus HQ
- Thread starter Mighty NorCal
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Mighty NorCal
SHALL WE BEGIN?
that was a close one, no lie 
that was a close one, no lie
Let me paint a picture for everyone...
You're lying comfortably in your bed in the middle of the night. You feel the need to tinkle. You gently make your way out of your bed and open your bedroom door. You walk down the hallway and look to your right as a jacked up, shaved head, military man in his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles pajama bottoms jumps off your couch , leaps your coffee table in a single bound, and suddenly stops about five feet from you, breathing heavy and looking at you like you're a rice patty from the Vietnam War.
I didn't know how to react so I looked at him and said, "What's up, bro?" Then I proceeded to go into the bathroom and take my piss.
That's probably a pretty accurate retelling of the story, except for the end. He didn't go to the bathroom to take his piss, because he already had by the time he said, "What's up, bro?"
at the "What's up, bro?"I'd probably shit myself though. NorCal is a scary looking man.
I'd probably shit myself though. NorCal is a scary looking man.
I honestly don't know how or why I kept calm. I honestly thought he was kidding with me until I saw the foam coming from his mouth.
IrishCanadian25
Going on 10 years with WrestleZone
JGlass fit right in.
It was funny too. NorCal and I answered D-Man's door trying to be all intimidating, and JGlass's reaction couldn't have been more anti-climactic. In a way, he no-sold like Billy Gunn. Ass. He just looks at his beer and says "what's up guys?"
But seriously, I knew going in that JGlass is a bright kid and that he knows his wrestling. I was NOT prepared for how funny he can be, or for how comfortable he was with D-Man, NorCal, and I, who can be an awkward trio. Especially when we get going on one another, hurling insults like The Hammer Brothers in the original Mario games.
D-Man, they posted some pretty good results of the main event in case you want to read what you missed while you were dust-busting your fucking dining room.
It was funny too. NorCal and I answered D-Man's door trying to be all intimidating, and JGlass's reaction couldn't have been more anti-climactic. In a way, he no-sold like Billy Gunn. Ass. He just looks at his beer and says "what's up guys?"
But seriously, I knew going in that JGlass is a bright kid and that he knows his wrestling. I was NOT prepared for how funny he can be, or for how comfortable he was with D-Man, NorCal, and I, who can be an awkward trio. Especially when we get going on one another, hurling insults like The Hammer Brothers in the original Mario games.
D-Man, they posted some pretty good results of the main event in case you want to read what you missed while you were dust-busting your fucking dining room.
I had a blast dude, good times all around. I won't tell all the good people here about the initiation you put me through, though. Ancient Triad secrets must stay secret.
I don't know what I enjoyed more, though, the PPV or you three ripping each other to shreds all night long.
IrishCanadian25
Going on 10 years with WrestleZone
Not to be lost in the insanity of bin Laden or the Triad's excursion with JGlass is the fact that last night's PPV was bloody awesome. NorCal and I said to each other that none of the matches looked like a throw away, and sure enough, all of them were tremendous. Even the Women's match was solid.
I love hearing stories of internet friends meeting up and becoming real life friends. Glad you all had a good time together.
And hell yes, definitely an A PPV.
And hell yes, definitely an A PPV.
FunKay the Inevitable
People Like Me, We Don't Play
Jam packed with quality matches and nice developments (though I still wanted Miz to go on for a longer title reign).
IrishCanadian25
Going on 10 years with WrestleZone
I expected him to retain as well, but you can take solace in the fact that this was a great few months for him. He was a strong champion, retained at Wrestlemania, got alex Riley over and moved to Smackdown for some singles pushes, and orchestrated some truly solid matches.
We've certainly NOT seen the last of The Miz.
That's exactly why I wasn't upset he lost. He had a great, long title reign, and Cena hadn't held the belt for almost a year, so it's not like he's been hogging the title scene.
We all were marking for Morrison, though. He's improved boatloads in the charisma department (even if his mic skills are still pretty bad) and his parkour gimmick is really working for him.
We all were marking for Morrison, though. He's improved boatloads in the charisma department (even if his mic skills are still pretty bad) and his parkour gimmick is really working for him.
I'm holding out hope for a Rey Mysterio/Miz feud. Rey makes everyone look good, and Miz could use some credibility following a title reign composed of mostly cheap and dirty wins. But dirty wins or no, nobody can deny that he had the best heel title reign in recent memory.
Danny Tanner was at it again. What can I say...
Doc, never a dull moment at the Triad Pad. JGlass fit in like a porn star's vagina on Norcal's broomstick.
That's awesome man. I met some guys from the Protomen forums when I went to a concert last weekend and we really hit it off. Two hilarious dudes. It's funny how you hear all these stories on the news of how terrible the internet is, but you never see stories about stuff like this.
One day I'll have to stop by, somehow. One day...
One day I'll have to stop by, somehow. One day...
The fact that I already had one door opened with a surprise behind it was probably what did it in for me. I went to D-Man's neighbor across the way, and some old lady opened the door.
And D-Man dust busting his dining room during the main event was pretty hilarious. The funniest part, though, was when NorCal and IC just tried to humiliate each other for a solid half hour, and I'm not talking like, a few insults back and forth and then a few minutes of silence, they just non-stop ripped on each other for a good thirty minutes.
And D-Man dust busting his dining room during the main event was pretty hilarious. The funniest part, though, was when NorCal and IC just tried to humiliate each other for a solid half hour, and I'm not talking like, a few insults back and forth and then a few minutes of silence, they just non-stop ripped on each other for a good thirty minutes.