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John Cena, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me.
I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks with your WWE Championship, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.
I dont hate you, John. I dont even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back.
I hate this idea that youre the best. Because youre not. Im the best. Im the best in the world. Theres one thing youre better at than I am and thats kissing Vince McMahons ass.
Youre as good as kissing Vince McMahons ass as Hulk Hogan was. I dont know if youre as good as Dwayne though. Hes a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.
Whoops! Im breaking the fourth wall! (Punk waves to the camera)
I am the best wrestler in the world.
Ive been the best since day one when I walked into this company. And Ive been vilified and hated since that day because Paul Heyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. Thats right, Im a Paul Heyman guy. You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy? Brock Lesnar. And he split just like Im splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Brock is Im going to leave with the WWE Championship.
Ive grabbed so many of Vincent K. McMahons brass rings that its finally dawned on me that there just that, theyre completely imaginary. The only thing thats real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that ring, even in commentary! Nobody can touch me!
And yet no matter how many times I prove it, Im not on your lovely little collector cups. Im not on the cover of the program. Im barely promoted. I don't get to be in movies. Im certainly not on any crappy show on the USA Network. Im not on the poster of WrestleMania. Im not on the signature thats produced at the start of the show. Im not on Conan OBrian. Im not on Jimmy Fallon. But the fact of the matter is, I should be.
This isnt sour grapes. But the fact that Dwayne is in the main event at WrestleMania next year and Im not makes me sick!
Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are cheering me right now, you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because youre the ones who are sipping on those collector cups right now. Youre the ones that buy those programs that my face isnt on the cover of. And then at five in the morning at the airport, you try to shove it in my face and get an autograph and try to sell it on Ebay because youre too lazy to go get a real job.
Im leaving with the WWE Championship on July 17th. And hell, who knows, maybe Ill go defend it in New Japan Pro Wrestling. Maybe
Ill go back to Ring of Honor.
(Punk looks at the camera and waves)
Hey, Colt Cabana, how you doing?
The reason Im leaving is you people. Because after Im gone, youre still going to pour money into this company. Im just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. Vince McMahon is going to make money despite himself. Hes a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why hes not a billionaire? Because he surrounds himself with glad-handed, non-sensical, douchebag (censored) yes men, like John Laurinaitis, whos going to tell him everything he wants to hear, and Id like to think that maybe this company will better after Vince McMahon is dead. But the fact is, its going to be taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family.
Let me tell you a personal story about Vince McMahon alright. We do this whole (anti) bully campaign
Mic cut off.