Chicken and Chips of Doom!!

[Deexter Jorgan]

Yesterday my brother baught me something to eat as a thank you for helping him sell a wii on, which was a chicken and chips from morleys, i ate it and guess what, after an hour my whole body started burning up and i am now in constant pain, I went to see the doctor and they told me that the food gave me a 24hour bug, which means that some dick came into work sick

I now officially hate fucking Morleys Chicken!!!

Show Sympathy here

 

[Coco]

I'm heating up some leftover, homemade jambalaya.

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

I'm heating up some leftover, homemade jambalaya.

as long as no dude whose ill prepared it for you then you should be ok

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

no love from anyone in WZ, Im in pain dammit, PAIN!!!

 

[The Doctor]

Sorry, mate. That must suck.

Reminds me of the time I ate some bad shrimp. I hated shrimp for the longest time after that.

 

[JenovasWitness]

*Lovingly hugs Deej*

There, feel better?

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

*Lovingly hugs Deej*

There, feel better?

No but thank you anyway

Sorry, mate. That must suck.

Reminds me of the time I ate some bad shrimp. I hated shrimp for the longest time after that.

Chicken was my favorite white meat, now i cant stand to look at it, the pain im feeling in my kidneys is nuts, just had the doc say wait and see how it goes

 

[JenovasWitness]

*Sigh* Ya ask for love, I just give and give...

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

*Sigh* Ya ask for love, I just give and give...

Im never Happy , i leave you at home with the kids and just go out with my buddy drinking beer, im such a bad husband

 

[JenovasWitness]

And all I want is for you to come home, kiss me on the cheek, eat my dinner that I made you, whack me on the ass and command me into the bedroom.

IS IT REALLY TOO MUCH TO ASK???

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm No

 

[JenovasWitness]

I'm glad we had this talk.

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

Maybe we can stop going to council ling and start being a couple again I dont know

 

[JenovasWitness]

*Swoons* Oh Deej...!

 

[FromTheSouth]

The last time I went to Outback, i repainted my toilet and I haven't been back since.

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

Yep pretty much the same shit, literally