TheYoungEra
Dark Match Jobber
Is it possible to book a man to look too invincible? That was the question I was left with at the end of the PPV last night. It's crazy seeing the unreal praise that this "match" is getting. To me, it succeeded in the story-telling department. That's it. Everything else about it was terrible. It wasn't a match. It wasn't even a fight. Everyone seems to forget that this "match" got "BORING!" chants last night. Loud ones.
I will say this, though. Cena was right about one thing. We did, in fact, "see a side of John Cena that John Cena doesn't like to show" - LOSS. And he didn't just lose, he was squashed. It was a completely one-sided affair, even counting Cena's grand total of two offensive moves in the entire match. I almost felt bad for him until I realized we all knew this would happen, and as many have pointed out, this is the way it should've happened.
I have to give it to the mad genius Paul Heyman, too. Nobody else could've figured out that Cena's one and only weakness was the German Suplex - enough of them that you'll rattle his ancestors. I also love Paul's take on Brock only being at 50% at Extreme Rules 2012 and about how Cena has to face him at 100% power now. Like, what is this, Dragon Ball Z? Well I guess Cena's going to need to figure out how to go Super Saiyan for their rematch...right after we've wished him back to life LOL.
I kid, of course. But all joking aside, from a sporting stand-point (and yes, I fully understand that this isn't really a sport), this was a terrible match. It was literally about 20 minutes of Brock Lesnar spamming the German Suplex-button, book-ended with two F-5's. That's it. That's...it.
Sure, it got the job done in brutal fashion and it did tell a hell of a story, but damn. Too much repetition for my taste. Most of Lesnar's "matches" have been like that though. His last match with Big Show was the worst. He just hit him with a chair for two minutes and pinned him. Total waste of money for all the build-up that it had. But I digress.
What's really left to think about is who's going to slay The Beast now that Cena has been so decisively decimated. It's pretty obvious the E is going to push Roman Reigns to be that guy, but as many have pointed out, I just don't feel like he's ready. They're going to have to book him to god-status to pull this off successfully, but as we've seen before if any staff member, high and/or low, at WWE ever walked into a legitimate booking office, they'd be whistling "Stranger In Paradise". I'm hoping they do it right. They've got a chance to make a little magic with this, despite the fact that Brock is there so rarely he can't even be considered a part-timer. But to bring it back to the first sentence of this post, who the hell does WWE have that can convincingly put Lesnar down?
I will say this, though. Cena was right about one thing. We did, in fact, "see a side of John Cena that John Cena doesn't like to show" - LOSS. And he didn't just lose, he was squashed. It was a completely one-sided affair, even counting Cena's grand total of two offensive moves in the entire match. I almost felt bad for him until I realized we all knew this would happen, and as many have pointed out, this is the way it should've happened.
I have to give it to the mad genius Paul Heyman, too. Nobody else could've figured out that Cena's one and only weakness was the German Suplex - enough of them that you'll rattle his ancestors. I also love Paul's take on Brock only being at 50% at Extreme Rules 2012 and about how Cena has to face him at 100% power now. Like, what is this, Dragon Ball Z? Well I guess Cena's going to need to figure out how to go Super Saiyan for their rematch...right after we've wished him back to life LOL.
I kid, of course. But all joking aside, from a sporting stand-point (and yes, I fully understand that this isn't really a sport), this was a terrible match. It was literally about 20 minutes of Brock Lesnar spamming the German Suplex-button, book-ended with two F-5's. That's it. That's...it.
Sure, it got the job done in brutal fashion and it did tell a hell of a story, but damn. Too much repetition for my taste. Most of Lesnar's "matches" have been like that though. His last match with Big Show was the worst. He just hit him with a chair for two minutes and pinned him. Total waste of money for all the build-up that it had. But I digress.
What's really left to think about is who's going to slay The Beast now that Cena has been so decisively decimated. It's pretty obvious the E is going to push Roman Reigns to be that guy, but as many have pointed out, I just don't feel like he's ready. They're going to have to book him to god-status to pull this off successfully, but as we've seen before if any staff member, high and/or low, at WWE ever walked into a legitimate booking office, they'd be whistling "Stranger In Paradise". I'm hoping they do it right. They've got a chance to make a little magic with this, despite the fact that Brock is there so rarely he can't even be considered a part-timer. But to bring it back to the first sentence of this post, who the hell does WWE have that can convincingly put Lesnar down?