biggest **** you ever known?

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

I like Lemmy's take on it. There are people (men and women) who are simply more sexually active than others.

You JUST finished calling a bitch a ****.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

I respect women.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

I wanna say Milenko's ex. Can someone take offence on behalf of him?

 

[Find'er Woo'er Ryder]

Nah we can wait til he gets back.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

I thought Milenko was dead?

 

[Find'er Woo'er Ryder]

Men fuck around twice as much as women and never get called on it, the double standard really pisses me off.

What? I know plenty of women who have cheated. Military wifes cheat when their husbands are gone overseas. I'm not saying that men don't cheat but saying that men do it more is just sexist.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

My sisters friend. At a party in my other sister's house the other week. Most people there are about 20-ish, same age as my older sister who's party it is, but my younger sister brings a few of her friends. This one friend is actually only 15. I watch her go round every single guy at that party and try to meet (kiss with tongue) them one by one, sometimes successfully, mostly not. Guttertrash.

How does referring to a vagina with a word that sounds like the name of a 97 year old woman who plows her vehicle into a drug store pass as a good idea in Britland?

There should probably be more punctuation in that sentence but fuck you

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

How, does referring to a vagina with a word that sounds like the name of a 97 year old woman who plows her vehicle into a drug store pass as a good idea in Britland?

There should probably be more punctuation in that sentence but fuck you

There you go.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

There you go.

You're amazing

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

How does referring to a vagina with a word that sounds like the name of a 97 year old woman who plows her vehicle into a drug store pass as a good idea in Britland?

There should probably be more punctuation in that sentence but fuck you

You've only gone and fucking lost me.

 

[Tastycles]

I don't know a single girl who is more promiscuous than the average man would want to be if he could. Gay men don't go cottaging because they're perverted, they go because they're both men.

 

[Coco]

Nah we can wait til he gets back.

He's not coming back. He's dead.

I thought Milenko was dead?

He is.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

These stories are all made up.

You got there before me.

And you before me.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

What? I know plenty of women who have cheated. Military wifes cheat when their husbands are gone overseas. I'm not saying that men don't cheat but saying that men do it more is just sexist.

No, there have been studies done and surveys cast that show men are more promiscuous than women.

Get science'd you bitch.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

You've only gone and fucking lost me.

I meant to quote FitFinlay's post but i'm fucking ******ed

minge, the buzzword was minge.

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

And then you woke up....

Haha, no joke!

It was absolutely ridiculous, she used to go and get drunk pretty much every day at lunch time and ended up being a laughing stock.

After I had left the college and gone to uni, she was in her final year and my brother and his friends saw her trip and fall outside one of the classrooms, and she wasn't wearing any underwear.

I bumped into her about 3 years ago, and she didn't look good.

 

[Moon Knight]

You should also never underestimate the arrogance of chauvinistic judgmental guys who should mind their own fucking business. Men fuck around twice as much as women and never get called on it, the double standard really pisses me off.

Somebodies got his panties in a bunch.

 

[Poop Master Flex]

Biggest **** I've known? Probably this tight blond girl I used to work with when I was 20, she would do pretty much anyone and do anything.

I remember 1 night after work I went drinking with her and as the night went on we were getting more close with each other. Unfortunately alcohol was a big detriment for her and she got sick but as the old saying goes there's always tomorrow. The next night I was off and she was working so I went to the bar we worked at for a few (had no idea she was working). So she ended up serving me and we were flirting throughout the night and after her shift we went back to her house. I sat down and she goes into her bedroom and comes out with handcuffs and a studded ***** of all things. So we start making out, things are going good and then she says "I can't do this I have a bf, but I'm soooooo horny" this goes on for a few minutes then she calls up her bf and dumps him because she didn't want to cheat, I was 20 so I was thinking with my dick anyways. So I end up banging her, using her wide array of toys throughout the night and I can definitely confirm she would do pretty much anything. All I'm gonna say is if you have a hot gf who will do anything, you are in for a great night.

The funny thing is that's the last night I saw her, next time I went to work she was fired, I didn't have her # so I never ended up seeing her again but she is probably the biggest **** I've known.

 

[The 1-2-3 Killam]

Her vagina circumference or GTFO.

See, this is why I love you GSB. Most lazy fucks go with the standard "pics or GTFO" or perhaps the more traditional "tits or GTFO". You go above and beyond the call of duty. Her vagina circumference or GTFO, indeed!

When I was in college, a girl joined in the year below.

She was hot, dressed like an absolute **** every day, tits nearly falling out.

She used to ring me when she was, and I quote "lowering my minge into the bath water", and would randomly show her tits off to people in college, to show off her nipple piercings.

She told me she had slept with over 30 guys (she was only 16 at the time).

And yes I nailed her. But then she wanted me to be her bf and knowing what she was like I refused. But still, great fuck she was

First of all, how old were YOU at the time?

Second of all:

You should also never underestimate the arrogance of chauvinistic judgmental guys who should mind their own fucking business. Men fuck around twice as much as women and never get called on it, the double standard really pisses me off.

Maybe like, 30 years ago when women knew their role and stayed in the god damn kitchen. Now they're all uppity and shit, and think they can do whatever the fuck they want. That's why there are so many gays now; *****s ain't putting up with that shit! You kidding me?

I thought Milenko was dead?

The man you once knew as Milenko is dead. Now we have Super Ultra Combat-Ready Milenko! AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

No, there have been studies done and surveys cast that show men are more promiscuous than women.

Get science'd you bitch.

Maybe it's because women don't know how to take surveys, on account of them not learning how to read or write.

 

[The 1-2-3 Killam]

Sounds like someone's on there period.

 

[Ty Burna]

My ex girlfriend Sammy.

No stories necessary, just because I'm not listing all of what I know, and considering I know only a portion of the stories it scares me to contemplate what else there is.

 

[Unsold Bacon]

Never knew him but the king of the ****s is probably Wilt Chamberlain.

 

[Miko]

I don't know a single girl who is more promiscuous than the average man would want to be if he could. Gay men don't go cottaging because they're perverted, they go because they're both men.

I've always said that gay blokes probably get twice as much action than straight people. I even asked the gay people that run my local pub if that is true and they said it probably is but they've never been straight so they cant really compare, which makes sense I guess.

Anyway, in before someone makes a comment something along the lines of "if gay people get twice as much action than most of the people on here, that still means they get none at all." A comment which shows a basic grasp of maths at least, even if it does show a complete lack of humour.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

My mate's and his brother's ex girlfriend.

Went from the younger brother (mate's brother), to her ex, to older brother (my mate), to her ex, to the older brother's best friend to her ex... all in a couple of weeks. She dated both brother's during this time (younger first, dumped him and then the older).

 

[Big Papa Santo]

Well, there was this one girl who let me tickle her fancy, but I had to put a bag over my head while doing it. That woman went on to become my wife.