Another (less angry) TNA Rant (contains spoilers for March 3rd)

[klunderbunker]

Sweet damnation this company is fucking ******ed. Hey! Let's take everything we've built up over the last few months and throw it ALL away because STING IS BACK BABY! Yes, that guy that maybe 5% of WWE fans thought was coming because those WWE fans are fucking morons is back so we need to shove RVD and Anderson and Angle to the back so that STING, the guy that has done jack shit for the company this past year can be world cahmpion for the 1000th time. This is TNA 101: take whaever the fuck you've done and throw it away for the sake of throwing it away because some old fucker that the crowd will pop for is here. THEY'RE SO FUCKING STUPID THAT THEY DON'T FUCKING GET THAT IT DOESN'T WORK!!!! No let's just have Hogan win the fucking court case so that his ego can run the damn companya ll over again ebcause THAT'S what people want to see: Hogan and Bischoff and Flair run things like back in the good old days while the backbone of the company does the fucking work but the old guys draw the money and paychecks and the SAME FUCKING RATINGS THAT THE YOUNG GUYS GET! This company and it's ******ed mark ass fans deserve every fucking failure they get. I'm stupid enough to keep watching this sorry shit because I have no fucking life and am stupid enough to think they might pull something off. I mean it's not like they fucked shit up in WCW and took the hottest company in the world to hell OH WAIT YES THEY FUCKING DAMN WELL DID!!!! It's the same fucking shit they did there: midcard means nothing, tag teams and cruiserweight are there to open the show and the old guys run things. The whole hype about the wedding thing goes nowhere but WAIT UNTIL NEXT WEEK TO SEE THE ENDING TO THIS FUCKING ******ED STORYLINE THAT NO ONE WANTS TO FUCKING SEE!!! This company is so full of shit that they can't see the fucking sky above their damn heads! Their fans think this piece of shit is worth a damn when they can't even outdraw reruns on fucking cable. WE GOT A 1.3 BABY!!!! WE'RE GOING PLACES!!! Yes right back to the same fucking mediocrity when people see through the bullshit. Hogan is in charge and hasn't been seen in three and a fucking half fucking months but Jeff Hardy is still champion and the fourth biggest heel in the fucking company. WELL OF COURSE HE IS!!! I mean it's not like WRESTLING means anything to a WRESTLING company! WHY THE FUCK SHOULD IT?????? This company deserves to die so that AJ and Beer Money (overrated as FUCK) can go to WWE and be comedy guys and get some fucking respect. Damn this is fucking stupid.

And that's it.

 

[ABMorales787]

Somebody needs a hug.

Yeah, I don't like the move either.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Less angry than....?

 

[klunderbunker]

An Admin's Rant About TNA Fans (or something like that).

 

[Nate DaMac]

So when you say less angry..... what are we using as a basis for comparison?

 

[klunderbunker]

Here's the original.

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?t=145156

 

[Nate DaMac]

So what is the over/under for how many matches they announce getting scrapped at showtime? There was at least one tonight.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Personally I thought your first was less angry

You spaced it and everything.

Also:

No he gets to play the edgy tweener that pops into the ME everytime one of the real champions isn't healing his old body or fighting off drug charges. Or RVD.

That guy agrees KB.

 

[klunderbunker]

What's that from?

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

What's that from?

Me in the spoiler thread.

 

[klunderbunker]

Ah I see. These things are really soothing to write actually.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

I wanna try this out sometime.

 

[klunderbunker]

Gelgarin said something about TNA is doing fine and it set me off a bit.

 

[Nate DaMac]

I'm watching a halfway decent match on Superstars between DB and Ted Jr. that is twice as good as the entire iMPACT broadcast tonight.

 

[ABMorales787]

Crimson was awesome.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Gelgarin said something about TNA is doing fine and it set me off a bit.

Yeah he was addressing me. I really just let it slide because well, Gelgarin is a lot better than me. LOL. He says that they're doing fine because they appear to make money.

 

[The Holy One]

As I told Tiger, Sting should have been used just like Lawler with the Miz. Sure the fans pop for him and everything but there is no way he should actually win the title. He could've been a token title defense for Hardy at Victory Road while waiting for the final chapter b/w Hardy vs Anderson at Lockdown.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

Sharkboy makes more money selling clam juice than that company.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Crimson was awesome.

Not really. What did he show that we haven't seen Matt Morgan or even Sheamus do?

 

[ABMorales787]

Here's the original.

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?t=145156

Boy, you couldn't tell it's you ranting 4 pages down.

 

[klunderbunker]

What do you mean?

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

As I told Tiger, Sting should have been used just like Lawler with the Miz. Sure the fans pop for him and everything but there is no way he should actually win the title. He could've been a token title defense for Hardy at Victory Road while waiting for the final chapter b/w Hardy vs Anderson at Lockdown.

As I agreed then, I agree now(?). Now if we're lucky, and I mean so amazingly lucky, we might get Sting/Anderson at LD. But even then, TNA will do the stupid thing and let Sting go over

 

[ABMorales787]

Not really. What did he show that we haven't seen Matt Morgan or even Sheamus do?

A ginger who isn't "making statements" by randomly attacking other men.

I tell you one thing though, Sheamus would make a hell of a political figure with those statements he makes.

 

[ABMorales787]

What do you mean?

The thread is horribly derailed.

As I agreed then, I agree now(?). Now if we're lucky, and I mean so amazingly lucky, we might get Sting/Anderson at LD. But even then, TNA will do the stupid thing and let Sting go over

Hold it, bucko. TNA management may be idiots, but Sting isn't. He'll know who he should drop the belt to.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

The thread is horribly derailed.


Hold it, bucko. TNA management may be idiots, but Sting isn't. He'll know who he should drop the belt to.

You'd think so.