2015 Forum Awards Nominations

[Mustang Sally]

Sally was like this close to being my internet girlfriend. All I had left to do was to get her to like me and then work up the courage to ask.

Who gets up the courage to ask? You or me?

 

[Mustang Sally]

Realization; when Sally wakes up and checks Wrestlezone forums tomorrow morning, she is going to kick my ass.

Con T. standeth yon hillside, forlorn
Ass dented, wedding off.... pain, sorrow, shame
Ego deflated, her foot prevail​

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[Nate DaMac]

Boner achieved.

 

[The Butcher]

Who gets up the courage to ask? You or me?

Wow... I was, uh, I was not expecting that reply.

If anybody needs me I'll be summoning courage. That's not like a Final Fantasy or Magic: The Gathering thing this time either.

 

[Dirk]

1. Nicest Poster
Sally
Dagger

2. Rookie of the Year
Jeff, deliverer of mail
Kapu
Coco v2

3. Bromance of the Year
KJ&Y

4. Best Staff Member
Dagger
IDR

5. Poster Who Should Be In Prison But Isn't
BSE pre-turnaround
Seth Rollins

6. Biggest Troll
Sly
Yaz
GSB

7. Most Delusional Mark
Matt Striker, but I love him anyway

8. Best Username
Jeff, deliverer of mail
Ohhhhyoudidn'tknow

9. Best Thread
KB's gloaty thread when HBK won the WZT

10. Best Tournament
HBK's WZT

11. Best Return
NSL
Coco

12. Most Improved Poster
BSE post-turnaround

13. Worst Poster
Hmm... The poster with CM-postitface

14. Best Non-Spam Wrestling Poster
THTRobTaylor
Jackhammer
Sly

15. Flying Under The Radar
Slash
Jane

16. Funniest Poster
GSB
Nightmare
Butchy
Nate

17. Best Spam Poster
Bacon


20. Best Section
Bar room
WZCW

21. Brass Ring Award
Mitch, defending his championship from last year

22. Best Non Spam Non Wrestling Poster
Mitch
Jack-hammer
IDR

23. Get Your Ass Back Here
Crock
gd

24. Best Thread Starter
Jackhammer

25. Best Rivalry
Pancake vs Dagger

 

[Reflection]

Best Rivalry: Smark Madden vs. Sexual Objectification Panda

LOL, given the state of affairs in TNA for the past few years, these are the only times when I find myself defending it. Thanks for the nomination!
Meanwhile, SOP...

 

[The Butcher]

You chose to go there, Christian.

 

[Con T.]

Con T. standeth yon hillside, forlorn
Ass dented, wedding off.... pain, sorrow, shame
Ego deflated, her foot prevail​

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Who ever knew you'd find your fetish on an Internet wrestling forum?

Going to need to bring new this up to the wifey, see where this leads me. Besides the morgue


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LOL, given the state of affairs in TNA for the past few years, these are the only times when I find myself defending it. Thanks for the nomination!
Meanwhile, SOP...

You keep plugging along with this fight, man. I am sure that when TNA is performing on the side of the street, you'll be throwing pennies. And of course Meltzer didn't wind up being right about DA not renewing Impact...

 

[CyberPunk]

Hey, where is my award for being the best lurker? Come on, I deserve it!

Anywho

1. Nicest Poster:
Mustang Sally

2. Rookie of the Year:
Kapu

3. Bromance of the Year:


4. Best Staff Member :
Dagger Dias

5. Poster Who Should Be In Prison But Isn't:
wwesux (I guess so)

6. Biggest Troll:
Crocker

7. Most Delusional Mark:
Aquaman

8. Best Username:
. (as in the dot; I think someone exists)
X
M

9. Best Thread:
Steakhouse thread (in prison)

10. Best Tournament:

11. Best Return:
Coco
NSL

12. Most Improved Poster

13. Worst Poster:
Crocker
d_Henderson
Aquaman

14. Best Non-Spam Wrestling Poster:
Jackhammer

15. Flying Under The Radar
JJ
OYDK
Me (Come on, let me live the dream)

16. Funniest Poster
Nate DaMac
The Butcher

17. Best Spam Poster


18. Worst Thread Starter


19. Best Forum Meltdown
SoS

20. Best Section:
WZCW

21. Brass Ring Award

22. Best Non Spam Non Wrestling Poster
Mustang Sally

23. Get Your Ass Back Here

24. Best Thread Starter:
Jackhammer

25. Best Rivalry

 

[The Butcher]

26. Best Lurker

CyberPunk

 

[JGlass]

3. Bromance of the Year
Sam/JGlass

I appreciate that someone noticed.

1. Nicest Poster

Sally

2. Rookie of the Year

Coco

3. Bromance of the Year

Yaz/Pancake
JGlass/Sam
JGlass/Coco
Coco/Sam
JGlass/NorCal

Gosh the amount of lovableness on this forum is condensed.

4. Best Staff Member

Yaz
Killjoy

5. Poster Who Should Be In Prison But Isn't

Kapu

6. Biggest Troll

Crocker, Kapu

7. Most Delusional Mark

Crocker, Dragon Saga, Chrome

8. Best Username

Coco

9. Best Thread

Two Separate Attacks In Paris (We discuss ISIS)
Shooting in San Bernadino (We discuss domestic terrorism)

10. Best Tournament

Wasn't there only the WZ tournament this year?

11. Best Return

Coco

12. Most Improved Poster

Coco (he improved from not posting at all to posting)

13. Worst Poster

Kapu

14. Best Non-Spam Wrestling Poster

I see Sally post non-spam

15. Flying Under The Radar

GSB

16. Funniest Poster

SNS, Sam

17. Best Spam Poster

Sam

18. Worst Thread Starter

People start threads?

19. Best Forum Meltdown

Crocker I guess.

20. Best Section

Elite Member Moon Base

21. Brass Ring Award

Sam

22. Best Non Spam Non Wrestling Poster

Mitch Hennesey or Naitch

23. Get Your Ass Back Here

LSN

24. Best Thread Starter

Coco

25. Best Rivalry

JGlass/jmt
Crocker vs. Reality
Chrome vs. Reality
Dragon Saga vs. Reality
NorCal vs. IDR
People who say ISIS is Islamic vs. people who say ISIS is not Islamic

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Carried the load in every thread you nommed, yet am not nommed.

John Cena of the forum.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I flew thousands of miles to see JGlass - we should have bromance on lock.

 

[JGlass]

Carried the load in every thread you nommed, yet am not nommed.

John Cena of the forum.

Did I not nominate us for bromance?

One sec.

Fixed.

Though I would like to point out you got my feud of the year nom.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I flew thousands of miles to see JGlass - we should have bromance on lock.

You are setting yourself up to fail if this is the driving criteria.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Multiple bromances again this year. I'm such a ****e.

 

[ShinChan]

Multiple bromances again this year. I'm such a ****e.

They are better than getting Worst Poster in the debut year itself!

 

[Барбоса]

Flying under the radar again.

Excellent.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Best Username

Барбоса

 

[Барбоса]

Curses! Foiled again by you meddling kids!

 

[JGlass]

You are setting yourself up to fail if this is the driving criteria.

Driving criteria. Lulz.

Best Username

Барбоса

I was looking for a picture on the internet where Scruffy from Futurama says, "Second," but they don't have any where he says it in the actual scene he says it in.

tl;dr I second this

 

[Барбоса]

 

[JGlass]

You're a legend.

Best Spam Poster

Barbosa

 

[NSL]

Also, I motion for the Nicest Poster award to be codenamed "The thirst is real", when y'all thirsty asses be voting Dark Lady and Sally.

Meanwhile, I'm sitting here confusing Dark Lady with #Tamale because of the Reigns avatar

The best part of the thirst is real award is that neither of them have posted anything in the way of pictures. It is literally their mere identification as female that is doing this(and the fact that both are indeed, quite pleasant)

I actually talk to Sally via PM on occasion, and yeah...she reps like a mofo. Also, when I would check back in every few months, sure enough, there would be a message there from Sally, asking how I was doing, and asking when I'd be back.

Although, if I weren't married, I'd admit to at least being slightly parched, if not totally thirsty.

We used to have a girl who was more than above average attractive who would post TVMA level pictures and send full nude ones to posters who asked for them.

One can imagine her level of popularity, and what it would be now

Those were the days. I wasn't even here for her, but I've heard stories. The bar on the whole was filled with much more sexiness though.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Rookie of the year
Coco

I'm dead serious. If people who have wrestled for years become rookie of the year then Coco should at least be in the running