2015 Forum Awards Nominations

[Con T.]

I kind of feared this reaction when nominating both of them. I swear, the fact that they're female had no impact on my nominating them. I don't even particularly like Navi. They're just both overly nice people and no one else stood as being such.

I kinda figured you had a kid, and I know having a kid ruins any desire for reproducing again. So I knew you weren't thirsting.

Trust me, lotta more thirsty folk here

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Oh sure, when she sends PM's of her butthole, she's popular.

When I do it, I get a restraining order.

Not to take away from Dark Lady either (I guess I kinda am, anyway), but was she this popular when she was Navi?

Man, maybe FalKon had the right idea

Maybe if you sent pictures of your own butthole instead of pictures you snuck of hers it would work better.

 

[Con T.]

Maybe if you sent pictures of your own butthole instead of pictures you snuck of hers it would work better.

Dude, when both are bleached, it's so hard to tell which is which

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Dude, when both are bleached, it's so hard to tell which is which

Weird, you must have sent me someone else's butthole by accident instead.

 

[Con T.]

Weird, you must have sent me someone else's butthole by accident instead.

Pretty sure that was Milenko's Gaping Anus.

Sorry for the mixup

 

[Richard Blonoff]

1. Nicest Poster
Sally

2. Rookie of the Year
Uhhhhhhh

3. Bromance of the Year
Live Mas

4. Best Staff Member
Me

5. Poster Who Should Be In Prison But Isn't
Killjoy because he smells bad

6. Biggest Troll
Butcher

7. Most Delusional Mark
Aquaman

8. Best Username
N!GGALAS CAGE was so good, KB changed it

9. Best Thread
WZCW Discussion Thread

10. Best Tournament
Gold Rush

11. Best Return
NSL

12. Most Improved Poster
Killjoy, also BSE no longer makes me want him to fall off a cliff

13. Worst Poster
Killjoy

14. Best Non-Spam Wrestling Poster
Not Killjoy

15. Flying Under The Radar
Maybe Killjoy

16. Funniest Poster
Superbowl Champion*

17. Best Spam Poster
Idk

18. Worst Thread Starter
That Heartbreak Kid guy who always makes polls at 3am

19. Best Forum Meltdown
Savior of Silence

20. Best Section
WZCW

21. Brass Ring Award
More like ass ring amirite?

22. Best Non Spam Non Wrestling Poster
KB

23. Get Your Ass Back Here
Crock

24. Best Thread Starter
Dave, because he makes all the WZCW show threads

25. Best Rivalry
Dagger vs signatures, Dagger vs. reddit

 

[Coco]

17. Best Spam Poster
Idk

Yeah you do.

 

[jmt225]

Trust me, lotta more thirsty folk here

Eh, to be fair, women are generally nicer than men. And we don't have that sweet innocent kid poster like Doc around anymore to steal votes.

Plus, Sally does rep like a motherfucker. Rep doesn't really mean shit anymore but it's still nice to give it and no one is as consistent as she is with it.

1. Nicest Poster
Sally, Norcal

2. Rookie of the Year
??

3. Bromance of the Year
Sam/JGlass

4. Best Staff Member
Dagger

5. Poster Who Should Be In Prison But Isn't
KB

6. Biggest Troll
KB

7. Most Delusional Mark
Crocker

8. Best Username
Limerick Steiner

9. Best Thread
The NXT Thread: Don't Stop Sami Leaving

10. Best Tournament
WZ Wrestler Tourney

11. Best Return
Coco

12. Most Improved Poster
J.J.

13. Worst Poster
??

14. Best Non-Spam Wrestling Poster
Sally, Jackhammer

15. Flying Under The Radar
Lee

16. Funniest Poster
George Steele's Barber

17. Best Spam Poster
Sam

18. Worst Thread Starter
??

19. Best Forum Meltdown
Savior of Silence

20. Best Section
Wrestling Spam Zone, Bar Room

21. Brass Ring Award
??

22. Best Non Spam Non Wrestling Poster
Norcal

23. Get Your Ass Back Here
RVDGurl, Tdigle

24. Best Thread Starter
Jackhammer, Sally, J.J.

25. Best Rivalry
Norcal vs. IDR

 

[Con T.]

Oh don't get me wrong; Sally and I shall one day be wed, and have wonderful Jewish babies together that will have such curly hair. Jglass and I will take part in the ceremonial comparing of briss scars for her heart

Also good call on The JJ nod. Rather decent bloke.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

14. Best Non-Spam Wrestling Poster: GSB

You will forever have my sword.

Best bromance: GSB and anyone who votes for me with this award.

 

[The Butcher]

What? I just took some medicine.

Hmph, typical of America's rape culture that a man can't have genuine platonic admiration for a woman without being accused of ulterior motives. I wish Haiku Hogan was here to set you pigs straight.

Sally has been unfailingly kind to me since the day she first repped one of my posts, and when I'm goofing off she has either politely indulged my silliness or, even cooler, understood it.

I liked Dark Lady more when I found out she was Navi, and that influenced my decision to nominate her. Being fellow Raw LD regulars has led to us sharing a lot of threads together and provided more opportunities for one of us to get annoyed by the other. That's never happened and now we're in a cult. She's nice like that.

 

[Con T.]

You could have also pointed out how the guy accusing thirsty asses of being thirsty asses also just vote for the only woman candidate for wrestler of the year.

But this works too

 

[The Butcher]

You could have also pointed out how the guy accusing thirsty asses of being thirsty asses also just vote for the only woman candidate for wrestler of the year.

But this works too

Aw, c'mon, I was 100% messing with you there. We've discussed the thirst. I think it's hilarious, thus the gif and jab. The name change left the opening, man. I have no reason to believe that your convictions have changed and don't mean to insinuate that.

 

[Con T.]

Aw, c'mon, I was 100% messing with you there. We've discussed the thirst. I think it's hilarious, thus the gif and jab. The name change left the opening, man. I have no reason to believe that your convictions have changed and don't mean to insinuate that.

My bad, man. I know I come off super cereal, so I was just playing.

And of course, Sally and I are planned to be wed. So I get threatened when she sees the potential for a penis that can surpass the inadequacy of the foreskin wonder

 

[The Butcher]

Yeah, well, y'all are all just lucky I skipped town. Sally was like this close to being my internet girlfriend. All I had left to do was to get her to like me and then work up the courage to ask.

 

[Con T.]

Yeah, well, y'all are all just lucky I skipped town. Sally was like this close to being my internet girlfriend. All I had left to do was to get her to like me and then work up the courage to ask.

Aw, man, all you had to do was like her for years, and just pine. Then, surely, she'd realize you were the one, and would feel obliged to provide snu snu on the reg.

Missed chances, man.

Realization; when Sally wakes up and checks Wrestlezone forums tomorrow morning, she is going to kick my ass.

Edit; Butcher's edit could be true in more ways than one

 

[Navi]

Sweet baby Jesus down the river in a basket.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

right.

 

[The Butcher]

Sweet baby Jesus down the river in a basket.

Don't be offended. The male mind is more complex than you can imagine.

 

[Navi]

Don't be offended. The male mind is more complex than you can imagine.

Don't worry, it takes a lot of offend me. I'm the one usually doing the offending to be honest.

 

[BringThePain834]

This here has got to be in the running for the 2016 Best Thread

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Y'all are some weird mother fuckers says the man whose first staff avatar was a pony.

 

[John McCass]

Best Rivalry: Smark Madden vs. Sexual Objectification Panda

 

[Con T.]

Best Rivalry: Smark Madden vs. Sexual Objectification Panda

Again; rivalries and inequality.

Smark is a fun play toy

 

[Mustang Sally]

Plus, Sally does rep like a motherfucker.

See? That might be the sweetest thing ever said about me.

I can't hold in all the emotion. I-I-I............