12/21 Raw LD: Raw gets DAMONIZED!

[The Doctor]

And yet that was still better than Transformers 2.

 

[X]

Then tell them. I'm sure they will be glad to listen to you.

They won't care. They never do. The only person the show is meant to entertain is Vince, and as long as Vince is entertained it won't change.

Right, so nominate that for worst segment in Raw history. We can have 30 minutes spent on a fucking segment who's sole purpose is to make fun of midgets, but we can't even SEE a glimpse of the world champion Sheamus for 1 second in the first hour?

Seriously?

WWE booking at it's typical worst. No concern whatsoever with building storylines, just with getting over their shitty comedy sketches.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

If this match lasts ten minutes and Swagger gets some decent offense in, there's still hope for him.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Uh... a TNA commercial on Raw?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Dear WWE, I am writing to you because the Little Peoples segment was by far was the funniest segment I have ever watched in my entire life. It was done with such brilliancy. Your Pulitzer Prize winning writers must've thought long and hard for that segment. It really did show, I laughed so uncontrollably I am still laughing my rear off as I type this. HBK getting pulled under the ring was done with such brilliancy I literally stood up and applauded in my living room. I hope your writers come up with segments like this because this just completed my day and my holiday season.

Thank You

I legit just sent that in.

 

[The Doctor]

I'm hungry. I want some Subway.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

This celebrity guest host shit needs to fucking go. Damon is god damn awful.

 

[X]

I legit just sent that in.

Trolling sure is fun.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I would have thought this match would be the main event so Sheamus can have match and cost Cena his to further or not further Cena's vow of being undefeated or whatnot.

 

[Dave]

You people blow everything out of proportion. I thought that was an OK segment. It wasn't fantastic and it wasn't horrible. However, I come in here and as soon as X or KB makes a decision on something, people just tend to agree. I didn't think it was that band certainly not as bad to warrant the reaction it has received in here. Think for yourselves is what Sidious always says, isn't it?

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

What's going on now? Cena wrestling.

 

[Loveless]

Swagger on RAW, hurrah
Swagger on RAW against Cena, fuck off

 

[klunderbunker]

They won't care. They never do. The only person the show is meant to entertain is Vince, and as long as Vince is entertained it won't change.

Right, so nominate that for worst segment in Raw history. We can have 30 minutes spent on a fucking segment who's sole purpose is to make fun of midgets, but we can't even SEE a glimpse of the world champion Sheamus for 1 second in the first hour?

Seriously?

WWE booking at it's typical worst. No concern whatsoever with building storylines, just with getting over their shitty comedy sketches.

I remember reading on the main page that they're planning on really starting the Rumble push on the 4th. In other words, wasting half their buildup time because apparently 7 weeks is too much time to build a show not named Mania for.

 

[The Doctor]

I like Sheamus. He's interesting.

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

I really wish WWE would have tried that crap in New York, Philly, DC, or Chicago.

The crowds would have rioted.

 

[ABMorales787]

Superman Cena. Now equipped with a Green Lantern ring.

 

[Hurt2k1]

This celebrity guest host shit needs to fucking go. Damon is god damn awful.

Dont get your hopes up on that, I thought I read somewhere they might start this celebrity guest host thing on smackdown as well to boost ratings.

 

[The Dewbliners]

Was the Little Peoples Court really that bad, Sid? Was it really worth all the pissing and moaning? I don't think so. In fact, I was mildly amused.

Now, to see if Jack Swagger has any chance at getting over anymore.

 

[The Doctor]

Shwaggah!!

 

[X]

You people blow everything out of proportion. I thought that was an OK segment. It wasn't fantastic and it wasn't horrible. However, I come in here and as soon as X or KB makes a decision on something, people just tend to agree. I didn't think it was that band certainly not as bad to warrant the reaction it has received in here. Think for yourselves is what Sidious always says, isn't it?

Huh? That segment was being blasted weeks before it even aired by everyone in the WWE section. I really doubt KB and I's opinions matter that much to these random people in this LD.

Sorry but sometimes I think some of you guys are trying TOO hard to stick up for the WWE because of how much negativity there is on the IWC. It's like you guys have to make up for all of the negative shit Sid says by sticking up for every terrible idea the WWE has. There was no positive to that segment. Not a single one.

Seriously, SGT. SLAUGHTER has had more face time so far on this Raw than the World Champion.

 

[klunderbunker]

Here's another one that Vince has fucked up beyond belief. Swagger failed to get over in a month so Vince pulled the plug. Orton didn't get over for three years and he got the world title out of it.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Good idea, RAW. Squash a young guy with plenty of talent to John Cena when you have a dozen useless pieces of trash below him who could serve the same purpose.

 

[The Doctor]

If Cena squashes Swagger, I will cry.

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

This will be a quick squash for Cena, just like Carlito was. Another sign Vince is also unhappy with Swagger, but evidently happy with Hornswoggle.

The Audience of One ....

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

You people blow everything out of proportion. I thought that was an OK segment. It wasn't fantastic and it wasn't horrible. However, I come in here and as soon as X or KB makes a decision on something, people just tend to agree. I didn't think it was that band certainly not as bad to warrant the reaction it has received in here. Think for yourselves is what Sidious always says, isn't it?

How hypocritical of you. Perhaps the other and I really do think that segment was a serious contender for worst segment in Raw history? Why should we agree with you over X or KB? Not that it matters, I have my own opinions.

The fact that it was a terrible segment had nothing to do with either of those posters.