12/14 Raw/Slammies LD

[Turd Ferguson]

Big Zeke is. Except he is a heel for right now...

He's Guyanese.

And Kane is from Spain.

 

[F-5MONSTER]

Someone needs to tell this guy that laughing at your own jokes isn't good, especially when you're the only person laughing.

Who?

 

[Shocky]

Breakout Star of the Year: Otherwise known as the star that spots Triple H in the gym.

 

[Boss]

You got that right.

So I guest one of us has to change then.

 

[klunderbunker]

They need to have these awards every six months. Sheamus has been on the main TV roster since what, July? Jerishow has been together since September or so?

 

[The Doctor]

Yoshi Tatsu FTW!

Abraham Washington FTMFW!

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

Miller is fucking drunk

Miller always talks like that. Maybe he is always drunk. But he always talks like that and is fucking obnoxious.

 

[F-5MONSTER]

So I guest one of us has to change then.

(stare down)

 

[X]

welcome to jobber status Koslov, my how the mighty have fallen. Maybe he should lift weights with Triple H.

But....but Shocky...Sheamus and Drew McIntyre clearly deserved those titles! It's just a gigantic coincidence that they're DX's new backstage buddies.

I can't wait to read your epic Triple H bashing thread.

No one in the ring is from America and the crowd chants "USA".

Goddammit.

That's Texas for ya. Wait, Zeke isn't American?

 

[The Doctor]

Good God, that looks fucking awesome. Sheamus. SHEAMUS. Goddamn.

 

[X]

And look at that, just as I predicted---Sheamus comes out to zero reaction whatsoever. Awesome booking WWE, awesome.

 

[duckhollywood]

Big Zeke is. Except he is a heel for right now...

Kane is.

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

Sheamus needs a manager.

 

[klunderbunker]

Please.....get a new belt. I beg of you.

 

[X]

Someone's voice is crack-tastic tonight.

 

[Shocky]

Did I lose a day and am I watching SyFy, why is this ECW guy wearing the WWE title?

 

[X]

Please.....get a new belt. I beg of you.

Yes. Yes we do. The spinner is fucking ******ed and always has been.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Bruno, Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, Austin, ...SHEAMUS? Hmm.

 

[klunderbunker]

Damn he might be a late entrant in the WZolympics.

 

[C.M.]

Lol, dude, you need to talk to your parents. You're, what, 17? And you still have a bed time man?

X2

 

[The Doctor]

Sheamus can't draw heat, right X?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Goldust beat Sheamus, Sheamus beat Cena.

By the transitive property, Goldust is better than Cena.

 

[Shocky]

God, the New Kliq bullshit is just pathetic. Maybe I can get a run with the World title if I send Triple H some fan mail.

 

[F-5MONSTER]

Did I lose a day and am I watching SyFy, why is this ECW guy wearing the WWE title?

Where you been bro?

 

[Thriller Ant]

Now my girlfriend just told me her theory that Sheamus became WWE Champion because he is actually a Make-A-Wish kid and is going to die in a couple weeks