08/18/14 Raw LD - New champs all around!

[Alastor]

Is this just a lazy way to sell the same shirt 100 times?

 

[BaconBits]

Gong?

Vince: Hey Mark, you want to rematch Brock?
Taker: Fuck. No. You watched Summerslam right?

 

[Starkist]

Lesnars wink almost knocked me out.

 

[L@RISANO]

Epic Promo with a 9.99 reference brilliantly incorporated.

Lesnar and Heyman = Match Made in Heaven

 

[jholcomb22]

i want my wife to have paul heymans babies

 

[Savior of Silence]

There's been WAY too much Stephanie on my television tonight.

 

[BaconBits]

i want my wife to have paul heymans babies

That's just fucked up.

 

[Starkist]

WWE is now using triangle microphones?

 

[Skuzzy]

You spelled CM Punk wrong.

cena > punk

 

[J-Dogg]

It really is fucked up,

 

[Skyeborne]

WWE is now using triangle microphones?

They're more like hexagons, methinks.

 

[The Butcher]

Vince: Hey Mark, you want to rematch Brock?
Taker: Fuck. No. You watched Summerslam right?

It's funny cuz it's true.

 

[J-Dogg]

Please Dolph come out with Flair...and don't lose the title

 

[L@RISANO]

So....does Ziggler lose the title in the rematch coming up??

 

[The Butcher]

cena > punk

Neither is as good as Heyman, so it's moot. And I say that as a Punk fan and someone who respects Cena's abilities.

 

[Skyeborne]

I hope Flair interferes in the match somehow

 

[Starkist]

They're more like hexagons, methinks.

Gotcha, just threw me off for a few.

 

[Starkist]

Neither is as good as Heyman, so it's moot. And I say that as a Punk fan and someone who respects Cena's abilities.

The answer is The Rock. It is always, The Rock.

 

[HBK/RKO]

So who do you guys think Lesnar's new opponent will be? I'm thinking Batista returns tonight

 

[J-Dogg]

What kinda jacket is that

 

[Skuzzy]

OH MY GOD ITS THE MIZ!!!!

 

[BaconBits]

So who do you guys think Lesnar's new opponent will be? I'm thinking Batista returns tonight

Vince: Hi Dave, we were thinking, and we'd like you to be Lesnar's next opponent.

Batista. Fuck. No. You watched Summerslam, right?

 

[J-Dogg]

I've really started to dislike jbl

 

[Starkist]

The end for Ziggler, stupid knee!!!

 

[BaconBits]

I've really started to dislike jbl

He's fucking terrible. They should replace him with Jason Albert or whatever the fuck it is they're calling Matt Bloom these days.