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Used to love the Michinoku driver, but isn't that banned now for being too risky like AJ Styles move where he breaks peoples necks? (I forget the name of it)
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Yeah screw being safe. Let's just go balls out on everything and injure everyone
The fact that the Zig Zag hasn't been mentioned in the least favorite surprises me. Such a stupid finisher. I'd even rank the 619 up there if it was current. It always looks so fake getting set up.
The RKO is a great finishing move due to it's versatility. It can be slowly set up when Orton is having a seizure on the mat or he can do it out of nowhere.
Used to love the Michinoku driver, but isn't that banned now for being too risky
Luke Harper actually uses it as a signature move but it is more of a safer sitting bodyslam and doesn't have the sheer drop/snap like Taka's had at one time. I was surprised to hear Michael Cole actually call it as a Michinoku Driver when he does it.
Does Curtis Axel still use the perfectplex? I mean, it is just a normal suplex into a pin. No wonder Mr Perfect never won a world title with such a lame finisher.
Axel does use the perfect plex, but it isn't treated as a finisher. I saw him use it a few times, but it just seemed like a normal move.
Speaking of Goldust, whatever happened to Shattered Dreams? I'm not even really sure when he stopped using that finisher. That one looked brutal.
Remember when tag teams had tag team finisher moves? Do any of the current teams have a tandem finisher like the Doomsday Device, Hart attack, 3d? The Rhodes brothers either use their personal moves and I don't even know the Usos finisher.
To be honest there are not many finishers I like these days. The RKO is still cool, the Pedigree, but how many variations of Samoan drops and fireman carry do we have?
The curb stomp looks terrible because it requires an opponent to get on their hands and knees and wait for the move and frequently looks terrible because of bad timing. Roman Reigns spear is generic as moves come. Daniel Bryans running knee, Rusevs camel clutch. A Bo Dog, so a standard bulldog off a corner... ok
I liked Barretts Boss Man slam, no idea why he swapped to a boring punch.
I haven't tracked backwards to read the other posts, so initial apologies all around if my response(s) are redundant:
My least favorite finishers are ones that are telegraphed a mile away. My friends and I, when we revert to pre-adolescence, always joke about wrestlers "watching film" in preparation of a match in order to avoid certain wrestling maneuvers. My obvious choice, here, is the 619. If you were wrestling Rey Mysterio, how could you ever, save the unlikely scenario where you're knocked unconscious onto the ropes, not just roll off the ropes? Not to mention the fact that, apparently, being kicked in the head causes you to fall perfectly diagonal in relation to the nearest turnbuckle.
Also, this may be controversial, because I love to move, but I HATE the set-up. Again, suspend disbelief for a moment. You're a world-class athlete and you've been beat up to the point where you're on your back, slowly but surely getting back to your feet, woozy from the pounding you've just taken. Wait...you're wrestling Randy Orton. You hear someone pounding on the mat. What the fuck ELSE could be coming next? The move itself is a classic, but the set-up defies logic.
Unrelated: finishers require logic and storytelling to make sense. Alberto Del Rio used to target his opponent's arm(s) in order to loosen them up for his submission. Easy, straightforward logic/wrestling psychology. Same goes for non-submission maneuvers. Cena targets the back (I guess?) with his spinning back body-drop. Orton loosens his opponents with the DDT and his version of a neck-breaker. A finisher in this context makes total sense and gives the viewer a reason to understand why said wrestler kicked out. My problem is when a wrestler, in a talking segment, is hit out of no where with a finisher and is completely knocked out and motionless, like Seth Rollins on Monday after eating an RKO, yet people consistently kick out of these finishers in matches AFTER THEY'VE TAKEN A BEATING! Finishers aren't supposed to work at the onset of a match because you haven't targeted your opponent's head/neck/arms/etc. enough yet. So, in the interest of logic and continuity, I'd like it if, when finishers are delivered outside of a match, the wrestlers acted hurt, but not dead.
/rant