WZ Singles Tournament 1st Round Matchup: Steamboat Ricky vs. Dave

[Steamboat Ricky]

Well, if you think Dave is of Adrian Peterson quality, then sure...go ahead.


But while he's dipseedoing around getting speeding tickets...I'm his quarterback holding emotional press-conferences once a month.

 

[X]

Ricky > Jesus

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

I'm flattered X...though I don't agree...flattered that you think that highly of me.

xfear > flying spaghetti monster

 

[D-Man]

Ricky > Jesus

 

[Ty Burna]

Well, if you think Dave is of Adrian Peterson quality, then sure...go ahead.


But while he's dipseedoing around getting speeding tickets...I'm his quarterback holding emotional press-conferences once a month.

I didn't say that, I was just disproving the whole rookies don't go to the pro bowl thing.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

Man, it's 3 now...but I won't quit yet.

 

[Dave]

You shouldn't!

I came back from 3. You can certainly do it.

 

[CH David]

Damn, 5 votes in the hours I was gone?

 

[X]

I may or may not have to rig the vote on this one.

 

[Dave]

I may or may not have to rig the vote on this one.

Trust me, you are as shocked as I am.

 

[CH David]

Rigging is immoral X. Oh wait...

 

[X]

Morals? What are these morals you speak of newfie?

 

[CH David]

Newfie? Is that your new favorite word X? And no idea. I heard someone say that word on television. Sounded like a good word to try and use in conversation.

 

[Dave]

Like "Agamemnon". Seems like a clever word. You're challenge is to slip it into conversation without sounding stupid.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

That was a real AGAMEMNON way of doing things, RICK!!

 

[Dave]

That was a real AGAMEMNON way of doing things, RICK!!

Well I thought it was a challenge at least...

"Agamemnon, In yo' cereal bowl"?

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

Hey jerks. Vote for me...and well...I'll be Ricky.



Ugh, Ricky is at his last brain cell. Papers...

 

[The Doctor]

Never doubt the powers of ******io.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

Then you will all see how hypocritical Dave is when he doesn't fulfill his promise.

 

[Dave]

What promises?

 

[Ty Burna]

What promises?

You remember, that promise you made to me.

*Readies barbed wire bat*

Right?

 

[Dave]

Riiiiggghhhht...

Those, erm, promises.

Of course, I remember.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

VOTE FOR RICKY

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

WOAH TIE!


Keep the votes coming for Ricky!

 

[Dave]

What the fuck just happened?