So last night's Wrestlemania looked like a 3 hours special edition of Monday Night RAW. First you had the other brands title be defended in the opening match, nothing new here, face goes on top, heel doesn't look like a real threat.
Cody Rhodes vs. Rey Mysterio made the night for me, was the only match that looked as a Wrestlemania caliber match, that one and of course Undertaker/Triple H, but Undertaker vs. Triple H would have been a great match even if they stood there hitting each other with chairs from start to finish, that's how great they are.
Snookimania was just great. I'm not from the United States so I don't watch Jersey Shore, I don't give a fuck about Jersey Shore, I don't know if they are characters or if they are portraying theyre real-life personas, I honestly don't care. So you have two talented guys in Ziggler and Morrison that didn't even tagged in! Oh, WWE, sometimes I think TNA would make a better work than you. You don't have two of the biggest young superstars in a match and don't even freaking use them. That's WCW booking, not WWE's.
Oh, and talk about the 8 Man Tag Team Match, fuck you WWE. Fuck you. Why I would I care about Nexus, Corre, The New Nexus, The New Corre, whatever? Randy Orton took the whole New Nexus out easily, and now The Corre, that is supposed to be the biggest stable in the whole WWE jobs to a random 4 man tag team, fuck you WWE.
The Miz vs. John Cena was not great, not because of the wrestlers, but because of that fucking crowd who thinks it's funny to boo the faces and cheer the heels, "Yeah, look at me!!! I'm cheering the heel! I know stuff!", fuck you too. In Pro Wrestling, oh sorry, Entertainment, you don't cheer the heels and boo the faces, if you don't like them, give them NO REACTION! That's what works, you know? If you boo them, that means you care!
Lawler and Cole was just what I expected. For the whole fucking feud I would write in this forums that the match would be just shit. It was, it really was. Fuck you WWE for wasting my time in this whole storyline and this whole push of Jerry Lawler, fuck you. I don't care about Lawler, Lawler's matches, Lawler's cape, whatever, I don't care. I don't wanna watch a 50 years old man fight a 30 years old commentator!
This was bad. And fuck you too Rock. You had to close the show and make Miz and Cena look weak just because you are back for 3 monts, when actually you are there for 3 or 4 shows. Yeah, great. A retired wrestler going over the two biggest stars in all of "Entertainment". Fuck you, or fuck the man that write this shit.
Overall: 4/10. Cody and Trips matches saved this shit.