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Survivor Series 1991 - Hogan gets tombstoned onto a steel chair. He doesn't no-sell that shit.
And that was a TITLE MATCH. Not a 7-on-7 elimination tag with a 50-year old stroke victim as one of the participants.
Didn't that happen after Hogan no-sold Taker's notmal tombstone? You know, the move that NO ONE was able to get up from back then? Also during a time period when steel chair shots to the head, being thrown through plate glass windows, ringbells to the throat, and DDT's onto concrete put wrestlers out for weeks and months at a time, but nowadays they're just a nagging injury when the next television show happens?
Oh, and Team WWE had a 50-year old stroke victim but Nexus had Heath Slater AND Darren Young. Check mate.
You know, I was watching a NatGeo special the other day on the Manatees and they were discussion the natural predators and the effects that the cold water had on the manatee population. And come to think of it, when the cold water threatened to kill the manatees, from out of nowhere they just hulked up and turned the water warm, thus surviving at the last second.
No, wait, they didn't. They actually died.
Not all TV has to follow the same formula. I realize I'm using an extreme here, but the point is that not everything has to follow the same formula just because its on TV.
Exactly. But doesn't this entire statement support BOTH of our claims?
And yet some of the most memorable moments in history consisted of the heel coming out on top at a Big-4.
Taker over Hogan @ Survivor Series.
Yokozuna wins the Royal Rumble.
Shawn Michaels wins his first Rumble over Davey Boy Smith.
Triple H wins Wrestlemania 2000.
Ric Flair wins WWF Title at Royal Rumble.
Lulz. And some of the most memorable moments happened when babyfaces came out on top:
Hogan's team wins @ WM1
Hogan beats Bundy @ WM2
Hogan def. Andre @ WM3
Savage def. DiBiase @ WM4
Mega Powers def. Mega Bucks @ SSlam
Hogan/Beefacke def. Savage/Zeus @ SSlam
Davey Boy Smith def. Bret Hart @ Wembley Stadium SSlam
Austin defeat HBK for the title @ WM14
Ultimate Warrior defeats Hogan @ WM6
My hands are getting tired so I'll stop there.
Dude, it does them no favors. Now, they go into Raw tonight having eliminated most Raw rosters members with cheating, and still coming up short against John Cena - how am I to believe they are actually any type of a threat?
I don't know... maybe two months of beatdowns on everyone that worked for the WWE (including the IC championship match participants at the start of the PPV last night) all the way up until the main event last night when Team WWE BARELY squeaked by??
That's right, you do love it.
I love you.