WWE SmackDown 8/5: It's Fella Time

[Taker Sucks]

Zeke and Titus look like twins

 

[Profit]

Not only is he wrestling on both shows, but he's actually putting up a fight against the IC champ, instead of a straight up squash.

 

[JGlass]

Poor Zack Ryder is still only a boy in Booker T's mind.

 

[Taker Sucks]

Is it just me or does it look like Zack Ryder is going bald?

I see it... His hairline is receding like crazy

 

[Unsold Bacon]

Lmao at Bookers hey hey hey.

 

[The Holy One]

Not sure how I feel about DB's new music. I mean, it's badass and epic and all, but I still don't see how the fuck this fits his character, much like the Valkyrie music didn't really fit his character. He needs something that's cheesy yet epic, much like The Final Countdown. Or maybe something that switches from low-tempo to punk rock fury explosion, like his old ROH theme which was The Offspring's "Self Esteem"

Even though I love Self Esteem. Bryan has never struck me as a punk rock guy. Final Countdown yes but I'm going have to say no to Self Esteem.

 

[Remix]

More pushing Gabriel as a face through these vignettes? Put him in the ring, dammit!

Interestingly I think Otinga and M.C. Gillicutty are the reason he's not in the ring. He doesn't have a theme any more, so he's waiting on on JJ to make him one.

 

[mr.ready]

Damn it. Who the fuck is that!?

 

[Sean Valjean]

Oh my god, WWE signed Talia al Ghul!

 

[JGlass]

Wait... that's Aksana? Clear Black Widow/Soviet Spy rip off.

 

[Unsold Bacon]

Lots of stress being assistant GM.

 

[X]

It's time for mah negro Harvey Dent Cody Rhodes to cut another ace promo.

 

[Unsold Bacon]

The fuck is up with the porno music?

 

[Taker Sucks]

WWho is that??? I now do not miss Melina...

 

[mr.ready]

The Smackdown LD is usually a heel free zone. Save it for Raw, Impact, and the monthly PPV

What about the NJexus?

 

[Unsold Bacon]

Teddy is married, remember his heart attack during his wedding! Oh noez!

 

[Remy LaCroix]

That wasn't porno music. More like, um...well, it wasn't porno music for sure.

But damn, I can't wait to see Aksana's ring attire.

 

[Jackie Hon]

A black-haired Aksana is officially the hottest thing in the WWE.

 

[JGlass]

What about the NJexus?

NorCal and I are here, and I don't think we're being heelish at all...

 

[mr.ready]

That was Aksana? Damn, you see what hair dye can do to a person. LOL

 

[JGlass]

My roommate: Who's that guy?
Me: He's fired.

 

[Remy LaCroix]

Gotta savor this match.

 

[Sean Valjean]

So this is how it all ends for Vladdy.

 

[red ass skull muhfukkah]

Poor Kozlov

 

[The Holy One]

I wonder if Koslov is watching this right now.