WWE SmackDown 8/5: It's Fella Time

[The Holy One]

Nah, I got it. I'm just being a heel. Its a work.

The Smackdown LD is usually a heel free zone. Save it for Raw, Impact, and the monthly PPV

 

[JGlass]

WWWYKI!!!

 

[klunderbunker]

Bryan's music sounds like a movie trailer

Exact words I wrote on my notes: sounds like it's from a thriller mvoie trailer.

He got no reaction on his entrance either. Matt Striker outpopped him by about 400%.

 

[Unsold Bacon]

Lulz at the nameplate.

 

[The Holy One]

Watched Haven last week and it was an all right show though that could be the Edgehead in me making it out more than what it is. It's not on the same level of Royal Pains, Burn Notice, and Suits after Raw but it's decent. DOMINATION!

 

[Unsold Bacon]

Oh noez!

 

[JGlass]

Apparently Kentucky is not a big smark town. Not a big fan of the Daniel Bryan or Zack Ryder.

 

[red ass skull muhfukkah]

Cody!

 

[klunderbunker]

Apparently Kentucky is not a big smark town. Not a big fan of the Daniel Bryan or Zack Ryder.

It's not a big smark state either.

Except for the big pops for Punk and the three, count em three, Colt Cabana chants during his 3 minute dark match.

 

[Taker Sucks]

What is the point of Cole? Can't he just be backstage interviewer??

 

[Unsold Bacon]

I'm confused. He did agree.

 

[Remy LaCroix]

Bag her, Cody.

Edit: WTF, I thought the woman had the sign.

 

[mr.ready]

Ezekiel Jackson, never speak again. Damn it, hes so bad.

 

[The Holy One]

Cody has really channeled his comic book fandom into his heel character. DiBiase has the "Fuck My Life" look.

 

[JGlass]

It's not a big smark state either.

Except for the big pops for Punk and the three, count em three, Colt Cabana chants during his 3 minute dark match.

You know what I meant.

First and last time Zack Ryder will ever be called esteemed.

 

[Taker Sucks]

-__- Teddy is gonna break his hip

 

[klunderbunker]

I still say Cody and Dustin are the biggest rib in wrestling history.

 

[Taker Sucks]

Cole's laugh is killing me

 

[mr.ready]

I love how Zack lost the corny Long Island Accent.

 

[X]

Not sure how I feel about DB's new music. I mean, it's badass and epic and all, but I still don't see how the fuck this fits his character, much like the Valkyrie music didn't really fit his character. He needs something that's cheesy yet epic, much like The Final Countdown. Or maybe something that switches from low-tempo to punk rock fury explosion, like his old ROH theme which was The Offspring's "Self Esteem"



Fuck it, that should be his music. If they can use Living Colour for Punk, use the Offspring or even The Final Countdown for Bryan. I always preferred Self Esteem though.

That Daniel Bryan/Tyson Kidd match was really, really good stuff too. Perfect little exhibition of both guy's talents, with Bryan going over solidly. I absolutely loved the legwork by Kidd being matched by the armwork by Bryan, and they were really laying in those kicks on stiff. Giving him a win from a guillotine choke didn't really make sense since he had been working on his arm, but it still shows Bryan can beat people with nasty submissions. Fun stuff. ***

 

[Unsold Bacon]

Uh oh!

 

[Vincent Michaels]

Sweet, IC Champ vs Internet Champ.

 

[The Holy One]

If I'm getting this straight, Zack Ryder is wrestling on Raw and Smackdown in the same week. Strange things I tell you.

 

[mr.ready]

Is it just me or does it look like Zack Ryder is going bald?

 

[red ass skull muhfukkah]

Teddy got back to his office awfully fast.