WWE SmackDown 8/5: It's Fella Time

[Sean Valjean]

Whats that suppost to mean? few dreads short of a rasta

A clever euphemism for his occasional zaniness that references his hairdo?

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

It was decent, kind of bland (hey... it's Smackdown).

-I'm digging Sheamus in this new role, and I'm guessing that has a lot to do with Henry.

-Stop interviewing Orton in the back. Bring him to the ring, or nothing.

-Teddy dancing was fucking epic.

-Cody Rhodes bores me.

-Big Zeke cut one of the worst promos of the year. My God, keep the mic out of his hand.

-Christian and Orton need to damn-near kill one another at Summerslam. I can't fucking wait for that match.

 

[X]

Indeed Nick, I hope Christian and Orton go overboard with the violence. They need to really blow that feud off convincingly. Tables, ladders, the whole deal man. Should be a lot of fun.

 

[The Doctor]

At Summerslam, Sheamus is going to pull a gold horseshoe out of his ass and beat Mark Henry to death with it before throwing him in the ocean.

 

[JGlass]

Yo, Haven kicks SO MUCH ASS!

 

[Unsold Bacon]

With Osama?