WWE RAW & Tough Enough LD 5/2/2011 - Poontang & Patriotism

[TJ Matics]

Well that was entertaining *rolls eyes*

 

[hello]

that poor girl made a sign asking for jomo's glasses and now she wont get them

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

It's the night after a pay-per-view where both world championships and one midcard championship changed hands. I apologize for expecting something to happen in the first half hour of the show

1: WWE Title Match later.

2: There's no way with Bin Laden and The Rock's birthday there was going to be any more than 30 minutes of wrestling tonight, if that.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

This sends a horrible message to children about the topic of sharing.

 

[deforty]

I'm pretty sure R-Truth robs us of MOTY candidates by being in them...

exactly what what i was thinking. He sucks more than Monica Lewinsky the new Hoover rep

 

[shadyfozzie]

Over/Under on total wrestling time... I say +/- 19.5 minutes

 

[Nate DaMac]

Hey guys, just so you know, there hasn't been a match yet. Just in case you haven't heard that there hasn't been a match yet, I figured I'd let you know that there hasn't been a match yet.

 

[The Crock]

J-Mo might be legit hurt.

No.

 

[Shocky]

I'm guessing it's a mandate that weekly wrestling shows taped in Florida have zero wrestling.

 

[Wolfdemon]

Did anyone else notice that vasoline commercial that uses the Uso's theme?

 

[Viola Moonlight]

Shelton Benjamin just leveled John Morrison with his finisher... oh wait...

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Hey guys, just so you know, there hasn't been a match yet. Just in case you haven't heard that there hasn't been a match yet, I figured I'd let you know that there hasn't been a match yet.

I wasn't aware...so no match yet?

 

[Serious Jones]

 

[The Crock]

Did you guys know that Armando Paradyse wasn't on Kingdom Come?

 

[Born To Fly]

No.

Never know. He looked to be telling the referees something under his breath when he was walking up the ramp.

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

Id laugh if R-truth did that to every wrestler on their way down to the ring tonight!

 

[Thriller Ant]

1: WWE Title Match later.

That's never stopped them from having an opening promo with the new champion before

2: There's no way with Bin Laden and The Rock's birthday there was going to be any more than 30 minutes of wrestling tonight, if that.

That stuff didn't need anything close to 30 minutes of TV time. Good thing Rock helped them get 1 million WM buys, because he has done little more than waste time on Raw since he came back

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Hey guys, just so you know, there hasn't been a match yet. Just in case you haven't heard that there hasn't been a match yet, I figured I'd let you know that there hasn't been a match yet.

Holy Shit really!?!?!?!

 

[hello]

theyre not a wrestling company anymore... theyre just WWE... dont complain about a lack of wrestling !! !!111 1

 

[deforty]

Hey guys, just so you know, there hasn't been a match yet. Just in case you haven't heard that there hasn't been a match yet, I figured I'd let you know that there hasn't been a match yet.

Really I already saw 3.

1. Rock vs Computer
2. Rock vs Cole
3. Pitbull vs speaking coherently that anyone can understand

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

 

[Viola Moonlight]

Did you guys know that Armando Paradyse wasn't on Kingdom Come?

*head explodes*

 

[Nate DaMac]

That's never stopped them from having an opening promo with the new champion before



That stuff didn't need anything close to 30 minutes of TV time. Good thing Rock helped them get 1 million WM buys, because he has done little more than waste time on Raw since he came back

The ratings say you're wrong.

 

[shadyfozzie]

here comes Kharma

 

[Jay Sherman]

Time for Kharma to kill someone.