WWE Raw LD Is Filled With TOO MANY LIES, TOO MANY LIES on 6/21

[BooCocky]

That I'm beep owns.

 

[modest-genius]

NXT will either join McMahon or destroy him then?

 

[MizisAwesome]

I was hoping Bryan would be ref, wouldn't be going against no compete clause

 

[Mighty NorCal]

HULK HOGAN!!!


Er, no. Something fuckass crazy is gonna happen tonight man

 

[The Doctor]

CENA VS. SHEAMUS WITH VINCE AS REF

FUCKING YES

 

[Bobby B]

Odds McMahon's quads go again? When he goes to make a count...

 

[Stormtrooper]

NO STREAM DAMN YO... OH wait it's a cena promo who gives a shit

about every WWE fan. Cena kicks ass on the mic.

1. You don't know when RAW starts.
2. You think Cena can't talk.

OH SHIT, CENA/SHEAMUS! MCMAHON AS REF?!?!

Now I wouldn't be surprised if Vinnie Mac gets an ass kicking.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Sheamus is so shocked that his hair is standing straight up

 

[.]

How funny would it be if the new GM sent Cole rick astley - never gonna give you up?

 

[Dave]

Raw is already amazing.

We've had Sheamus, Cena and McMahon in a promo and now they are all going to be involved in a match!? Someone tell me I haven't died and went to Heaven please?

All I need now is Triple H to come out and say that he is the NXT leader and I will die happy whilst jizzing all down myself.

 

[klunderbunker]

Also, nice product placement opportunity.

 

[trendkiller]

Sheamus is so shocked that his hair is standing straight up

No, that'd be the "special" hair gel Trips issued before the show.

 

[The Doctor]

This is going to be a good night.

MTFO SIN AND PUNISHMENT 2

 

[Thriller Ant]

I was hoping Bryan would be ref, wouldn't be going against no compete clause

He's fired. The no compete clause is so he doesn't go to TNA in 90 days. That's two strikes for you, young man

 

[JGlass]

Vince is wearing a neck tie, better hope that the NXT boys don't come out.

 

[Bernkastel]

This is going to be good, most RAW's following PPV's usually are

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Raw is like LOST right now. I have no idea what the fuck is going on, but damn if I'm not compelled.

 

[Hawkeye]

How funny would it be if the new GM sent Cole rick astley - never gonna give you up?

I've just received another email

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP...

 

[Thriller Ant]

No, that'd be the "special" hair gel Trips issued before the show.

 

[Sully]

Obvious ending for tonight, Vince McMahon screws Cena into losing, and helps Sheamus retain...then Bret Hart comes out, and stops McMahon, distracting Sheamus, and Cena wins.

All of that before the Bret Hart part is likely to happen.

 

[Remix]

Has Wade Barrett shown up yet. I haven't markgasmed yet.

 

[.]

about every WWE fan. Cena kicks ass on the mic.

1. You don't know when RAW starts.
2. You think Cena can't talk.

OH SHIT, CENA/SHEAMUS! MCMAHON AS REF?!?!

Now I wouldn't be surprised if Vinnie Mac gets an ass kicking.

Leave me alone I'm irish like you know like

THE DUBBYA-DUBBYA EEY CHAMPION!!

This is like my fifth stream leave me alone.

 

[JGlass]

I just received a new e-mail... there's a Prince in Nigeria... and he needs our help!

 

[The Doctor]

Bourne FTW

 

[Sean Valjean]

Sheamus needs his own movie. They could say his pale skin is actually the ashes of his dead wife that he Bro kicked to death. Little did he know that it was an illusion caused by too much Guinness, and his wife was really The Undertaker. Kane finds out and, in revenge, curses Sheamus by covering Sheamus' skin with Taker's ashes dooming him to a life of ridicule via Cena promos and Doc sigs.

Best. Backstory. EVA.