FunKay the Inevitable
People Like Me, We Don't Play
LAST WEEK!
BAH GAWD!
BEHOLD! A Love Quadrangle!
They See Him Smarmin'...They Hatin'!
TONIGHT!
Johnny Better Pucker Up...
QUESTIONS, QUESTIONS AND MORE QUESTIONS!
Will we witness John Cena face-off (again, you know what I mean) with Big Show?BAH GAWD!
John Cena beat (It's Just) Tensai and Michael Cole back to back. After such "mammoth" competition, will John be able to stand toe-to-toe (well not really, but you get the idea) with his nemesis the Big Show as their oh so thrilling rivalry continues on the final stop to No Way Out?!?
BEHOLD! A Love Quadrangle!
CM Punk digs crazy chicks, Daniel Bryan digs being a woman abuser and Kane digs...well Kane normally digs graves when women are concerned (ask Katie Vick and Lita never mind Tori). But AJ seems to be enjoying this latest love saga of the weird and wonderful. Oh and the WWE Championship is somehow involved.
They See Him Smarmin'...They Hatin'!
SmackDown continues to supplement Raw and feature some solid stuff of its own such as the undefeated and violently awesome Ryback, Antonio "Don't Call Me Claudio" Ceasaro and the holy fantabulousness that is Damien Sandow. HALLELUJAH!
TONIGHT!
Johnny Better Pucker Up...
Everyone's favourite 60 year old ego-maniac is back tonight to conduct a performance review upon Johnny Ace. Rumour has it Vincent K is bringing back a certain club, or alternatively he's going to hype the 1000th episode of Raw which is coming to a television screen near you soon!
QUESTIONS, QUESTIONS AND MORE QUESTIONS!
Will Vince McMahon make Ace kiss that beautiful, bumpy backside of his?
Will Maury feature as guest host to reveal the results of the AJ love saga paternity test?
Will Red Ranger Cara make another appearance tonight?
Will R-Truth cite conspiracy’s for his broken foot?
Will we even remotely acknowledge that women wrestle on this programme from time-to-time?
Will David Otunga actually use his brain and not engage far superior wrestlers in action?
Will God continue to interfere with plots and storylines (See: Jericho vs. Orton and Del Rio vs. Sheamus)
Oh, and I'm back...at least for tonight.