WWE RAW LD 1/03/10 - "The First RAW Of The New Year"

[JGlass]

Alright you stupid fucking assholes, prepare your anuses for the first Raw of 2011.

Says the guy who thinks the Cena shaving commercial is real.

 

[LitasRevenge79]

Alright you stupid fucking assholes, prepare your anuses for the first Raw of 2011.

Shall I get the superglide than Superthrust??? The econo-pak?

 

[Remix]

It could just be for a Dark Match Main Event...

They don't use the bigboy cage for Dark MEs. They use a shitty little one because the big one costs more money to transport and set up.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

IT'S SHOWTIME!!!!!

"BALLZ OUT!!!"

 

[Mr. Truth]

Says the guy who thinks the Cena shaving commercial is real.

That was a stupid argument from last week. Why'd you have to bring it back up?

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

The WWE Music Group. Fuck, they rule. Granted, everything they do is just cuts from FL Orchestra, but still.

 

[Tequila Dave]

I got tingles.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

Yup, it's official, Lawler's out!

 

[JGlass]

That was a stupid argument from last week. Why'd you have to bring it back up?

He made my asshole uncomfortable. Exit only.

 

[Remix]

Barrett is actually a great mic worker, and decent ring skills...from what i've seen

Are you seriously telling me, the biggest sane Barrett mark on WZ how good Barrett is? I know how good he is thanks. I've been marking for him longer than you have.

 

[LamaNamaneumi]

Cena being injured is going to screw things up.

 

[Big Ol' Buckta AIDS]

Really, Nexus is the most dominate group ever in the E?

 

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Hopefully we don't see Barrett tonight as i don't think a "What's happenin'?" promo will be any good.

 

[J-Dogg]

Its title match time chea

 

[Sean Valjean]

I thought Punk was the leader. Which part of "Nexus is under new management" did you not get, Cole?

 

[JGlass]

What the fuck is this opening monologue bullshit? Let the wrestlers talk Cole, nobody wants to see your ugly mug.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Says the guy who thinks the Cena shaving commercial is real.

You realize that it wasn't an insult, not directed at anyone, and I say the same exact thing every single week, right?

Chill out.

 

[LitasRevenge79]

Are you seriously telling me, the biggest sane Barrett mark on WZ how good Barrett is? I know how good he is thanks. I've been marking for him longer than you have.

LOL...sorry!!

 

[Stormtrooper]

Michael Cole was brilliant there. explained the situation, and was being a neutral PBP man, not an annoying cunt who blows the Miz (not that that's a bad character, just a bad PBP man)

 

[Mighty NorCal]

What in the fuck was THAT?!?!

 

[J-Dogg]

Miz will retain obviously

 

[Infamous_Enigma]

Miz V Morrison off the bat... i see one of two things happening, Miz beats Jomo Dirty( its never clean) or Jomo wins and Miz uses an immediate rematch clause for later that night.

 

[MizFit]

??

 

[LitasRevenge79]

Says the guy who thinks the Cena shaving commercial is real.

Hey...it could be worse, there could be worse people jumping out of the stall of the men's room to talk to you about shaving...like Nicole Bass...now THAT would be a moment..

 

[JGlass]

You realize that it wasn't an insult, not directed at anyone, and I say the same exact thing every single week, right?

Chill out.

I'm just teasing dude, no need to get testy.

Is Cole out there alone? I seriously doubt his ability to call this match solo.