RAW 4/1 LD: APRIL FOOL'S/LAST RAW BEFORE WRESTLEMANIA

[RManske2]

Just now getting around to watching Raw and just watching/listening to Paul Heyman is great. Whether it's with Punk or Lesnar, he just adds to the whole show in my opinion.

 

[I Heart Cena]

Tonight again confirmed what everyone knew: That john cena is a worthless piece of shit.

Vince still had the gall to tell Cole to tell us that it's a "mixed crowd". Yeah, a mix of 5% little kid cena fans, and 95% cena haters. He got booed worse than the worst heel. It was great, he deserves every bit of it.

WWE has tried in earnest to make him a beloved babyface for 8 years, and they have failed miserably. Lawler remarked that it wasn't the usual mixed crowd because he meant that cena was getting ethered something vicious. But then Vince had to tell him in his headseat to tell us that he meant that it wasn't usual because Mania is so close.

No one tries to insult our intelligence more than Vince McMahon.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Cena came off very arrogant last night. Like he oversold himself as a face in the wake of a more than usual hostile crowd. I mean that a la Daniel Bryan's slow heel turn by over celebrating everything he did with the original "YES!" chant. I in no way think he's actually turning heel at WM29, but it seemed like they were trying to tease it.

 

[Ace Fucking Thunder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY9L7z6YGVI

WWF No Mercy Version of Rock and Cena's promo with the athlete quotes.


And how the hell could Cena possibly turn heel?

Who else would the 5 year old's cheer?