WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW LD- 2/29/16- "Deadman

[FromTheSouth]

I just hope that Vince McMahon is secretly in possession of the Undertaker's urn and is controlling him to do his bidding. He could come out in a dark cloak at Wrestlemania looking like the Emperor. It will be great.

I mean, it's not like the match isn't already compeltely fucking stupid.

Since everything old is new again, maybe the Undertaker can finish sacrificing Stephanie.

 

[BaconBits]

Yeah, you must be so proud to accept a fifty dollar piece of glass displayed on what looks like the corpse of an octopus.

We got an award for sales excellence at my work that looks strikingly similar to that fifty dollar piece of glass.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Well you knew she was getting her moment.

With no chance of retort

 

[Sean Valjean]

Hype Bros debut here would make instant stars

They get so hyped that they smash the trophy in excitement.





GET HYPED

 

[FromTheSouth]

We got an award for sales excellence at my work that looks strikingly similar to that fifty dollar piece of glass.

It's acryllic.

 

[Sexcellence of Sexecution]

Since everything old is new again, maybe the Undertaker can finish sacrificing Stephanie.

"THE TEDDY BEAR IS ON FIRE! WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN?!?"

 

[Mighty NorCal]

They get so hyped that they smash the trophy in excitement.







GET HYPED

Exactly.


HYPED! HYPED! HYPED!

 

[enviousdominous]

Shane wanted to marry HHH?

 

[Bernkastel]

Stephanie. You aren't a McMahon anymore. You are a Helmsley. Get over it.

 

[enviousdominous]

We got an award for sales excellence at my work that looks strikingly similar to that fifty dollar piece of glass.

I made it halfway to the deep end at summer camp in 1991 and almost drowned, and I'm pretty sure I got one of those also.

 

[Shotaro]

To be fair, since she kicked over the table it's been a decent promo...

 

[Sean Valjean]

Maybe Reigns can come out and spear Stephanie in half to get back at Triple H.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Honestly though...this is Stephanie's best promo in years.

Thanks for the mammaries!

 

[BestSportsEntertainer]

Jesus Stephanie I'm starting to fall asleep.

 

[enviousdominous]

WHAT IS GOING ON!?

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

WHAT IS GOING ON!?

 

[Bernkastel]

Where is Roman Reigns to spear the hell out of this bitch when you need him?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Not bad.

Not turn of the hour worthy.


Totally unecessary

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Well that was an utter waste of time.

 

[FromTheSouth]

The hot blond i the crowd had a slap nutz shirt on. It really is 1999.

 

[enviousdominous]

WHAT DID WE JUST WATCH!?

Steph just went full ****** before our eyes, and nothing was accomplished!

 

[BestSportsEntertainer]

That was awful. Shane doesn't show up. Undertaker doesn't show up. Stephanie rambles for 10 minutes.

 

[Sean Valjean]

And of course, no one comes out to shut her up and gets to look awesome in the process. Le sigh.

 

[BestSportsEntertainer]

And of course, no one comes out to shut her up and gets to look awesome in the process. Le sigh.

This is the problem. She never gets what's coming to her.

 

[Shotaro]

Oh. I thought they were going somewhere with that. Decent mic work, pointless promo.

 

[BaconBits]

That was ******ed. If Corky saw it, even he'd say it was ******ed.