WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW LD- 2/29/16- "Deadman

[Bernkastel]

NO MORE TABLES!!!

Uses table. Why not save that spot for Mania? Jeezus...

 

[Black Anaconda Vise]

How in the hell was that not a DQ?

 

[Slash-LN]

Stupid Dudley getting the win.

 

[Galvatron]

Christ, couldn't even get outside for my cig before it ended.

 

[enviousdominous]

You leapt carelessly at a man poised to hit you with a large object. What did you learn Jimmy Uso?

 

[Slash-LN]

Oh my goodness! These Skippy PB Bites are amazing!

After a tough workout whipping ropes up and down and nearly ripping my back in half, I like to unwind with delicious Skippy PB Bites. One serving has FIVE GRAMS OF PROTEIN! Also; seven grams of saturated fat. But still!

There's some by Welch's also. Maybe a similar thing. My youngest nephew loves them.

 

[enviousdominous]

R-Truth must not have seen Raw in a long time if he things that somehow a Golden Truth tag team wouldn't be up to the WWE's standard for a great tag team.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Dusty Rhodes boots...

 

[Mighty NorCal]

THANK YOU GOD

 

[enviousdominous]

Kevin Owens' expression in that graphic says it all.

 

[Sean Valjean]

You leapt carelessly at a man poised to hit you with a large object. What did you learn Jimmy Uso?

That gave me the laugh I needed during this terrible show. It was as if a picture of D-Von was painted on the table and Jimmy just jumped at it thinking it was him like a fucking cartoon.

 

[Sexcellence of Sexecution]

How in the hell was that not a DQ?

Well mainly because neither one of the guys was actually in the match.

 

[Shotaro]

So that teased segment for Rusev's bodyslam bullshit was cut?

For what exactly?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Everyone's favourite tag team is here!
USO CRAZY MAGELL!!!!

Please kill me

 

[J-Dogg]

It feels like I'm a torture chamber

 

[FromTheSouth]

I just took a crap. I think it may have pinned the Usos too.

 

[enviousdominous]

That gave me the laugh I needed during this terrible show. It was as if a picture of D-Von was painted on the table and Jimmy just jumped at it thinking it was him like a fucking cartoon.

It almost looked like D-Von hit him on accident. That was a case of insurance fraud if I ever saw it.

 

[Slash-LN]

So that teased segment for Rusev's bodyslam bullshit was cut?

For what exactly?

There's still like 30 minutes. They may get it in.

 

[Shotaro]

Jesus Christ this is one of the worst Raws I've seen in ages

 

[Bernkastel]

So that teased segment for Rusev's bodyslam bullshit was cut?

For what exactly?

- More Stephanie promo time.
- More Trips promo time.
- More Vince promo time.
- More Undertaker promo time?

One can only guess.

 

[enviousdominous]

Please kill me

If I survive this episode of Raw, I'm cutting Shane McMahon out of my will.

 

[enviousdominous]

Boo Kevin Owens! You cut Shane McMahon out of your will too!

 

[Sexcellence of Sexecution]

When Big Show gets "fired up" he looks fucking silly.

 

[Shotaro]

There's still like 30 minutes. They may get it in.

You sure? I mean HHH, Vince and Stephanie have only spend one third of the airtime on the microphone I feel like there's another ten minutes in there somewhere.

 

[enviousdominous]

Oh great, it's Big Show. You didn't have to cut Shane McMahon out of your will Big Show! That undermines my usual love of your appearances!