Wrestlezone is now named Ferguson. MR Ferguson

[PlayTheGame]

My. name. is. fergie. I. take. it. in. the ass.

I'm not. a loser. trust. me. You are all. losers. I. talk. to hot girls. And. I like to. tell. you. losers. about it. That. makes me. cool. by. definition. I hope. you are. all. impressed. so I. can. get. the satisfaction. I so. desperately. need.

Thanks for listening (I mean it, because no one else in my life will),
Mr. Fergalicious

 

[Mr. Steve]

My. name. is. fergie. I. take. it. in. the ass.

I'm not. a loser. trust. me. You are all. losers. I. talk. to hot girls. And. I like to. tell. you. losers. about it. That. makes me. cool. by. definition. I hope. you are. all. impressed. so I. can. get. the satisfaction. I so. desperately. need.

Thanks for listening (I mean it, because no one else in my life will),
Mr. Fergalicious

Too many periods.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

It sounded more Christopher Walken than Fergie.

 

[PlayTheGame]

He sounds like he's probably 12-14 years old.

Nothing against the intelligent 12-14 year olds.

 

[D-Man]

Too many periods.

Sounds like my ex-girlfriend.

 

[Lee]

Who are you?

 

[Mr Ferguson]

This guy rules.

Thank You. You have potential and really you shouldn't be here. People love positiveness. If you want to make the connections that i have, get off this nerd convention and keep being positive.

Go to a cafe, get a cafe and make small talk with nearby people. Laugh. Laughing will make others comfortable around you.

This dude will never make it. He has no microphone skills and he needs to stop chewing cum. Did I say cum? I mean't spunk. My apologies.

Toilet humor is reserved for children. When applying for a job, this sort of humor will get you nowhere. Be yourself. Be mature and don't act tight. I have applied for many jobs in my time and i have never failed. Why? because i'm great ofcourse. People find me funny and they want to be around me.

Maybe practice some routines before you leave the basement and venture into the real world.

Remember, Comedy is crucial.

Fuck this guy.

Negativity is a major turn off for people. If you want to increase your friends list to 1, you need to cut the course language and start acting more sophisticated.

If you want to make money and do the sorts of things i have done, start acting like a confident human being.

Your's sincerely. MR Ferguson

 

[Mr Ferguson]

Who are you?

Ferguson. That is, MR Ferguson.

For future reference, work on your introductions. This felt too confrontational.

Best of luck, MR Ferguson.

 

[The Talon]

^Eh, that one was kinda funny.

 

[Moon Knight]

This guy plays the sims a little too much.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

"Mom! More meatloaf!"

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I can not be the only person who thought this.

 

[PlayTheGame]

Sounds like my ex-girlfriend.

1 is too many

 

[Hyorinmaru]

1 is too many

Like 'em young I take it.

 

[The Doctor]

[YOUTUBE]GbQLB0q3hts[/YOUTUBE][YOUTUBE]GMQzfncqOQc[/YOUTUBE]


I can not be the only person who thought this.

YES YES YES YES YES YES

 

[PlayTheGame]

Like 'em young I take it.

Old enough to pee, good enough for me.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Old enough to pee, good enough for me.

 

[PlayTheGame]

Just a joke






..........................................................................maybe

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I worry about you man

 

[Moon Knight]

Old enough to pee, good enough for me.

It's old enough to pee, old enough for me. TheOneBigWill said it here first. I want that sicko back.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

It's old enough to pee, old enough for me. TheOneBigWill said it here first. I want that sicko back.

Lulz.

Talking about Will brings back memories of the E-Wedding.

You got shot by Justin if I remember correctly.

 

[Coco]

I plan on creating a whole new posting style in the spam zones. I call it "one word posting". One word posts are cool. They are hip and they help you to take control of any situation. It is an adequate yet less revealing way of showing your wrestling thoughts.

Just the kind of posting most regulars here seem to enjoy reading: Adequate.

 

[Moon Knight]

Lulz.

Talking about Will brings back memories of the E-Wedding.

You got shot by Justin if I remember correctly.

I had nothing to do with the E-wedding. If he shot me, he did it while I wasn't looking.

 

[Tastycles]

There was a Mr. Ferguson in my year at my school. We used to call him Specimen. True story.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I had nothing to do with the E-wedding. If he shot me, he did it while I wasn't looking.

Really?

No wait you shot him. I know one of you shot the other damnit

 

[The Dragon Saga]

Ferguson Forums don't really reference that these are wrestling forums. And I can't see Josh LaBar going with the idea, good luck though.