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[Chess]

 

[smizzy]

I'm an alpha male. I have zero people order me, because i'm the boss. People take my orders, people need my approval. I have plenty of money and everyone i meet tries to kiss my ass as a result.

Since we're using the internet as an escape to be who we've always wanted to be, I'm gonna choose to be..Derek Jeter. Scratch that, this is the internet, I can be whatever the fuck so I'll be Tupac's hologram, hell yeah! Wait, are there any rules to your game or am I required to play the role of a raging homosexual maven that gets off by pretending to be a respected authority figure when I know I'm anything but?

On a serious note, that was not a bad promo, little guy. I suggest you apply for the e-fed.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Since we're using the internet as an escape to be who we've always wanted to be, I'm gonna choose to be..Derek Jeter. Scratch that, this is the internet, I can be whatever the fuck so I'll be Tupac's hologram, hell yeah! Wait, are there any rules to your game or am I required to play the role of a raging homosexual maven that gets off by pretending to be a respected authority figure when I know I'm anything but?

On a serious note, that was not a bad promo, little guy. I suggest you apply for the e-fed.

2/10, consider not living

 

[smizzy]

2/10, consider not living

Bad call.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Bad call.

Fuck you i'm a ref, that shit isn't in my vocabulary

 

[nightmare]

I think I saw this guy eating out of a trash can and ordering around a bunch of ants. It had to be him because he just kept mumbling about nerds and cock.

 

[Mr Ferguson]

One time a friend and I ate mushrooms and literally sat around laughing hysterically in tears for about 20-30 minutes about the sheer concept of the character of Jar Jar Binks and his existence. Then we laughed for an hour about the movie Stargate.

Oh the things you talk about on mushrooms.

This really says it all, doesn't it? 'xfearbefore'

So instead of chasing vagina and networking, you alone with a friend doing drugs. You are the stereotype that nerds smear onto social people all around the world.

First of all drugs are bad for you. They are bad for your body and your skin. How many junkies have seen who look like they haven't eaten in days? that's right a fuckload and it's not a good look. Its also bad for your brain, a stimulant for depression and a de-motivator. Most losers who don't have jobs and sit around in their childhood room are drug users who have zero desire to do things that society expects them to do.

Also, Drugs are unattractive. Girls don't like them, most educated guys grasped this concept at the age of 17 when they were testing out drugs. Under the influence you're disoriented lost and stupid. Girls hate all 3 of these traits. It shows a lack of desire to go out and earn money which in term loses your appeal as the 'protector'. Doing drugs is what boys do, not men. Unless the girl you desire is 16, its not a good look it's a sign of immaturity. Watch the movie 'ted' for more points on this. None of you are mark Wahlberg thus none of you will pull this off.

Grow up.

Kind Regards, MR Ferguson.

 

[Sparky]

I know more girls that are addicted to drugs then males...

 

[X]

This really says it all, doesn't it? 'xfearbefore'

So instead of chasing vagina and networking, you alone with a friend doing drugs. You are the stereotype that nerds smear onto social people all around the world.

First of all drugs are bad for you. They are bad for your body and your skin. How many junkies have seen who look like they haven't eaten in days? that's right a fuckload and it's not a good look. Its also bad for your brain, a stimulant for depression and a de-motivator. Most losers who don't have jobs and sit around in their childhood room are drug users who have zero desire to do things that society expects them to do.

Also, Drugs are unattractive. Girls don't like them, most educated guys grasped this concept at the age of 17 when they were testing out drugs. Under the influence you're disoriented lost and stupid. Girls hate all 3 of these traits. It shows a lack of desire to go out and earn money which in term loses your appeal as the 'protector'. Doing drugs is what boys do, not men. Unless the girl you desire is 16, its not a good look it's a sign of immaturity. Watch the movie 'ted' for more points on this. None of you are mark Wahlberg thus none of you will pull this off.

Grow up.

Kind Regards, MR Ferguson.

You are seriously among the worst trolls to ever grace this forum. Your shit isn't even remotely creative or effective. Amateur hour here people. 1/10.

 

[justinsayne]

I know more girls that are addicted to drugs then males...

This.

You are seriously among the worst trolls to ever grace this forum. Your shit isn't even remotely creative or effective. Amateur hour here people. 1/10.

1/10 is being rather generous don't you think?

 

[D-Man]

Congratulations. You got attention from some of the users on the forum.

Now that you've succeeded there, take a look at your initial post and then look up "hypocrite" in the dictionary.

Once that's done, kill yourself.

Man, it' a good thing I'm fucking awesome in every way otherwise this thread might've struck a nerve or something.

 

[Con T.]

We're still doing this?
Troll gimmicks gotta stay fresh;
Make some racist jokes.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

This really says it all, doesn't it? 'xfearbefore'

So instead of chasing vagina and networking, you alone with a friend doing drugs. You are the stereotype that nerds smear onto social people all around the world.

First of all drugs are bad for you. They are bad for your body and your skin. How many junkies have seen who look like they haven't eaten in days? that's right a fuckload and it's not a good look. Its also bad for your brain, a stimulant for depression and a de-motivator. Most losers who don't have jobs and sit around in their childhood room are drug users who have zero desire to do things that society expects them to do.

Also, Drugs are unattractive. Girls don't like them, most educated guys grasped this concept at the age of 17 when they were testing out drugs. Under the influence you're disoriented lost and stupid. Girls hate all 3 of these traits. It shows a lack of desire to go out and earn money which in term loses your appeal as the 'protector'. Doing drugs is what boys do, not men. Unless the girl you desire is 16, its not a good look it's a sign of immaturity. Watch the movie 'ted' for more points on this. None of you are mark Wahlberg thus none of you will pull this off.

Grow up.

Kind Regards, MR Ferguson.

False.

 

[nightmare]

DMan used 4 lines to sum up everything nicely. Genius.

 

[Wicked Valentine]

If all drugs are bad... and all drugs apparently stimulate depression... then please tell me what the hell are anti-depressants? What are pain relievers?

Also how did this thread dissolve into a discussion about drugs?

Congratulations. You got attention from some of the users on the forum.

Now that you've succeeded there, take a look at your initial post and then look up "hypocrite" in the dictionary.

Once that's done, kill yourself.

Man, it' a good thing I'm fucking awesome in every way otherwise this thread might've struck a nerve or something.

i love you

 

[a0161613]

Since we're using the internet as an escape to be who we've always wanted to be, I'm gonna choose to be..Derek Jeter. Scratch that, this is the internet, I can be whatever the fuck so I'll be Tupac's hologram, hell yeah! Wait, are there any rules to your game or am I required to play the role of a raging homosexual maven that gets off by pretending to be a respected authority figure when I know I'm anything but?

On a serious note, that was not a bad promo, little guy. I suggest you apply for the e-fed.

I wouldn't let him in if he did apply. Namely for what D-Man said, he's a troll and he is AWFUL!

 

[Muffin Top Merkley]

If all drugs are bad... and all drugs apparently stimulate depression... then please tell me what the hell are anti-depressants? What are pain relievers?

Also how did this thread dissolve into a discussion about drugs?


i love you

I'm telling CoCo.

 

[Wicked Valentine]

NO ONE ASKED YO TO BE BORN MTM

 

[Muffin Top Merkley]

That's true, but the best things in life just happen like that.

 

[Wicked Valentine]

That was mean and sincerely apologize.

How much money do you want?

 

[ヒュー　G.　レックション]

Evolution can kiss my ass. I'm fine with being a beta thank you very much. Hell even a gamma. Not a virgin though. But a nerd. Doesn't one of the admins have a girlfriend? Or at least claims to. I dunno. I should stop drinking.

 

[nightmare]

Evolution can kiss my ass. I'm fine with being a beta thank you very much. Hell even a gamma. Not a virgin though. But a nerd. Doesn't one of the admins have a girlfriend? Or at least claims to. I dunno. I should stop drinking.

You dont have to explain your username to people in your title info. This is a wrestling forum. We are aware of the gimmick.

Back to what you were doing.
That is all.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Doesn't one of the admins have a girlfriend? Or at least claims to. I dunno. I should stop drinking.

He definitely has one..the other admin has a wife.

 

[ヒュー　G.　レックション]

You dont have to explain your username to people in your title info. This is a wrestling forum. We are aware of the gimmick.

That's what I thought but it doesn't seem to be the case for many, I didn't originally but people here thought I had made it up myself so I wanted to give credit where it was due.

 

[Coco]

I'm telling CoCo.

Thanks for having my back, bro.