World Cup LD

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

Funf really sounds like fucked. Fitting too.

 

[Gelgarin]

Damn, I needed Hummels to stay on the pitch.

 

[Барбоса]

"They're not Brazil, they're Northern Ireland!"

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

It's also pronounced "Close-uh."

It's like you're going meta grammar Nazi, even on such a joyous occasion!

 

[Con T.]

http://screamer.deadspin.com/here-i...the-brazil-germany-firs-1601968953/+bubbaprog

 

[Uncle Sam]

Just keep hitting the deck, Brazil - you'll get five penalties eventually.

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

Damn, I needed Hummels to stay on the pitch.

Change your captain to a Dutch defender if you need to change your captain for Fantasy.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

I feel the ref could be convinced into giving a pity penalty.

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

There's fighting in the stands. Only a matter of time.

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

Neuer is on tip top form too.

 

[Барбоса]

Germany's defence has disappeared.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Well, one could see Brazil getting a goal. Neuer's just being a bit of a dick about the whole thing, really.

There's fighting in the stands. Only a matter of time.

I once watched two Milllwall fans fight each other outside Wembley. Classy sport.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

I...uhh...I'm over whatever I was feeling.

I am like numb inside now guys.

 

[Blade]

That's the beauty of getting through Germany's defence. You still have to beat the best goalie in the world.

Oh Brazil. You so silly.

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

 

[Uncle Sam]

I fucking hate the "sweeper keeper" phrase - particularly when used to describe Hugo Lloris - but Neuer really isn't one for staying on his line.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Just give them a pity penalty, whats the worse that can happen 5-1?!

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Muller's like rash seems to be a popular comparison. I'm not sure if that's a pleasant comparison in his case.

 

[Барбоса]

Just give them a pity penalty, whats the worse that can happen 5-1?!

They don't deserve your pity, especially when they start the diving.

 

[Uncle Sam]

SWEEPAH KEEPAH

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

They don't deserve your pity, especially when they start the diving.

Their no 9 is Fred.

They deserve all the pity in the world.

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

And so it continues.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I don't think this victory will be truly emphatic until we get to seven.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Marking? What's marking?

 

[Барбоса]

Happy to see the likes of Luiz and Marcelo getting exposed, particularly the latter who gets away with it at Real all the time.

More chronic, static defending.