World Cup LD

[Барбоса]

How many players will Brazil finish the game with?

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

How many players will Brazil finish the game with?

I'll guess nine.

How many Brazil players will deserve praise for their performance? Nein.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Brazil's interceptions seem more like chance at this point, like when the person on the other end of a FIFA game puts the controller down.

 

[Uncle Sam]

How many Brazil players will deserve praise for their performance? Nein.

"How many Brazil players will deserve praise for their performance? No."

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

And with Goetze and co on the bench, there might be more to come.

Germany didn't destroy a country this fast since 1939.

 

[Lee]

Brazil have got Neymar chance at winning this (only works in a Geordie/Mackem accent).

 

[Blade]

Brazil's interceptions seem more like chance at this point, like when the person on the other end of a FIFA game puts the controller down.

Except a FIFA team with no one holding the controller is still better, because the goalkeeper still saves some of the shots.

 

[Dirk]

They play the full 90 minutes regardless. Australia once beat American Samoa 30-0 in a world cup qualifier.

Because they started running with the ball and started scoring tries? Bloody hell...

Well, there's always the bronze Brazil!

But how do you recover mentally from an ass-whooping like this?

 

[Gelgarin]

We probably shouldn't take away the fact that Germany were bloody good there.

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

Those boos are vehement, and I don't blame any single one of them.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

But how do you recover mentally from an ass-whooping like this?

You field an entirely different starting 11 I imagine.

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

We probably shouldn't take away the fact that Germany were bloody good there.

Absolutely. They have the best all-around team in the World Cup by a fair amount of distance, though Netherlands also are pretty well-rounded.

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

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[Барбоса]

We probably shouldn't take away the fact that Germany were bloody good there.

Clinical and cool.

Brazil could not have picked a worse team to defend so diabolically poorly against. Other teams might only be one, maybe two up.

 

[Harthan]

Silva can return for the 3rd place match, right? They probably at least have a chance there...

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

179 seconds between the 2nd and 4th goals. Mein got...

 

[Uncle Sam]

Sami Khedira is my second favourite Sami.

 

[Gelgarin]

Now history tells us that we'll have a fairly dull second half. I'm cautiously optimistic that we might not.

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

Now history tells us that we'll have a fairly dull second half. I'm cautiously optimistic that we might not.

The Germans have guys like Mertesacker and Goetze on the bench I believe. The bombardment shouldn't end.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Oh Juninho...

 

[Gelgarin]

They'll sit back and hold for the final. On the other hand - Brazil might come at them to try and salvage some pride, and the Germans are kinda a little bit OK at that whole counter-attack thing.

I'd put more money on everyone sitting back a bit though.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

"How many Brazil players will deserve praise for their performance? No."

A slight tweak of wording and it could have worked. So Klose.

 

[Uncle Sam]

A slight tweak of wording and it could have worked. So Klose.

It's also pronounced "Close-uh."

 

[Tastycles]

All the bit part Germany players will want to play themselves into the final.