Spinebreaker
Pre-Show Stalwart
The best way to go with Punk's promo's is to continue to blur the kayfabe line as he does so well.
He doesn't have to beat the Undertaker, he doesn't have to pin the Deadman. He won't need to hit the GTS on the Phenom. He simply has to out-wrestle a near 50-year old Mark Calloway. He can reference the pictures from the house show and how out of shape 'Taker looks. "I just hope I'm not gonna have to kill you before these people realise you're not undead."
There's LOADS of ways 'Taker could respond... But I'd love him to come out to the ring and say something along the lines of...
"Punk, or should I say Phil? You're absolutely right. Mark is beat up, bruised, broken. Mark's not as strong as he was, not as fast as he used to be. Mark's not in great shape & Mark's getting old. But to borrow a phrase you'll be familiar with; It doesn't matter. You won't be wrestling Mark. When that bell chimes, when the lights go down and the people stand up, make no mistake, I AM the Undertaker. I AM the Phenom. You'll be wrestling the Deadman. I will NOT 'go to sleep'. You will rest in peace."
He doesn't have to beat the Undertaker, he doesn't have to pin the Deadman. He won't need to hit the GTS on the Phenom. He simply has to out-wrestle a near 50-year old Mark Calloway. He can reference the pictures from the house show and how out of shape 'Taker looks. "I just hope I'm not gonna have to kill you before these people realise you're not undead."
There's LOADS of ways 'Taker could respond... But I'd love him to come out to the ring and say something along the lines of...
"Punk, or should I say Phil? You're absolutely right. Mark is beat up, bruised, broken. Mark's not as strong as he was, not as fast as he used to be. Mark's not in great shape & Mark's getting old. But to borrow a phrase you'll be familiar with; It doesn't matter. You won't be wrestling Mark. When that bell chimes, when the lights go down and the people stand up, make no mistake, I AM the Undertaker. I AM the Phenom. You'll be wrestling the Deadman. I will NOT 'go to sleep'. You will rest in peace."