IrishCanadian25
Going on 10 years with WrestleZone
Ladies and Gentlemen, we here at Wrestlezone have a tremendous opportunity to have a sub-regional tournament final between the two greatest Superheavyweights in the history of professional wrestling. Indeed fantasy warfare at its finest. It's a match that only can exists in two places - our imaginations, and these forums.
That match is Big Van Vader vs Andre the Giant.
Both men were World Champions in the US. Both men were legends in Japan. Both men were tremendous tag team competitors. Both men fought bi-continental wars with guys named Hogan, Inoki, Canek.
And folks, all that is standing in the way of this awesome match, are Lex Luger and Paul Wight.
Lex Luger, a classic case of what drugs can do to enhance mild talent. A man who's workrate was questionable at best and who often rode on the coat-tails of the opponents who carried him in matches - men named Sting, Steiner, Flair, Yokozuna, Hogan, Hart, Henning. A man who, even as a babyface, needed a "steel plate in his elbow" to put down opponents and be relevant. The true definition of a one-trick pony, he rode a bodyslam to relevance the way Evan Bourne does with a shooting-star press.
And Paul Wight, a talented but hopelessly overmatched rip-off of the very man he's going to face in the next round of the tournament. A man who has lost to Akebono and Floyd Mayweather at Wrestlemanias, as opposed to Andre whose only Wrestlemania loss was to Hogan, and who routinely faced and drew the great Muhammed Ali.
It's very simple, ladies and gentlemen. Vote Big Van Vader over Lex Luger, and Andre the Giant over The Big Show. It's the right thing to do.
That match is Big Van Vader vs Andre the Giant.
Both men were World Champions in the US. Both men were legends in Japan. Both men were tremendous tag team competitors. Both men fought bi-continental wars with guys named Hogan, Inoki, Canek.
And folks, all that is standing in the way of this awesome match, are Lex Luger and Paul Wight.
Lex Luger, a classic case of what drugs can do to enhance mild talent. A man who's workrate was questionable at best and who often rode on the coat-tails of the opponents who carried him in matches - men named Sting, Steiner, Flair, Yokozuna, Hogan, Hart, Henning. A man who, even as a babyface, needed a "steel plate in his elbow" to put down opponents and be relevant. The true definition of a one-trick pony, he rode a bodyslam to relevance the way Evan Bourne does with a shooting-star press.
And Paul Wight, a talented but hopelessly overmatched rip-off of the very man he's going to face in the next round of the tournament. A man who has lost to Akebono and Floyd Mayweather at Wrestlemanias, as opposed to Andre whose only Wrestlemania loss was to Hogan, and who routinely faced and drew the great Muhammed Ali.
It's very simple, ladies and gentlemen. Vote Big Van Vader over Lex Luger, and Andre the Giant over The Big Show. It's the right thing to do.