Kasey
Connoiseur of the MILF
I know that every aspect of any company will not please every single fan. However, I feel that it's foolish to think that a company can't have solid enough wrestling (to please even smarks like me) AND have storylines and certain segments to please the average fan. Hell, a lot of the old storylines were simple, but nevertheless, they were creative and funny. Every time I see highlights of the "Bedpan McMahon" incident I still laugh my ass off. What irritates me is that creativity is frankly nonexistent with their current product.
ECW had and still has all of the makings to be successful, but even as McMahon stated on "The Rise and Fall of ECW" he felt that the marketing strategy for the company was off. Bull$hit. That company was screwed by TNN and by WWE, which subsequently stole their relationship with the very same network. He keeps trying to remake it as an offshoot of the WWE, which is fine, but doing that and calling it ECW is f**king blasphemy. Instead of treating it like a separate entity it has the same bland flavor of the two bigger shows and it just looks like the same old $hit, but with a lower budget. The "extreme" aspect is nowhere to be found, and numerous things about it reek of sheer stupidity.
Eye candy is cool, and I don't mind a hot valet or manager, but when I have to watch interviews with Maria and then Mickie James stinks up the ring, I can't help but think that the equipped women's division stars of the past like Luna and Madusa are profusely shaking their heads whenever they see the stuff. Long matches can work if they are booked correctly and the order of matches is selected right. Look at WM21. Biggest example. Michaels and Angle stole the show from the two main events and they weren't even wrestling for a damn title. They put on a twenty minute clinic that demonstrates EVERYTHING that's wrong with what WWE does in terms of who's pushed. It's also proof that WWE has the ammunition to turn everything around immediately, but then again, they can't pour piss out of a boot when it comes to execution. Imagine if they sunk as much time and focus into pushing guys like Edge, Orton, Carlito, and Benjamin as they do trying to convince the world that Cena and Batista are actually wreslters (which is the furthest thing from the truth). They did this very stuff in the late '90s. Rock, Austin, Angle, HHH, Michaels, Foley, and Hart were all very qualified workers and when McMahon focused on getting them over business went through the roof. When he forgot that recipe, everything began to unravel.
I take offense to what the "normal" fan likes because the intelligence behind it is nowhere to be seen. It wasn't more than a year or so ago that Cena was being booed out of arenas left and right, and instead of doing the smart thing and putting Angle or Christian or HHH or Michaels or any number of other guys in the title program, they kept ramming Cena down everyone's throat. When Christian upstaged Cena on the mic on Raw, he was promptly removed to Smackdown along with Angle because the fans couldn't stand Cena and the WWE marketing plan failed miserably. Finally, the fanbase just gave up and started liking Cena.
Anything I like? Wrestlers in particular as I can't stand most of the writing of the product on a fundamental level with regards to all of the shows, but there are a ton of the talent that I believe can be used to ignite a rennaissance within the WWE that takes the product to new heights. I just wished they'd encourage a more fast-paced, high impact style like they used to wrestle in the WWE.
The people I'd build a promotion(s) around:
-From RAW
Edge (needs to get back into shape, but rocks the mic and works awesomely)
Orton (minus pissing away his shot w/attitude issues, he's the future)
Carlito (needs to be allowed to let loose more in terms of offense)
Umaga (minus his retarted gimmick)
Nick Dinsmore (definitely minus his gimmick)
Kenny Dykstra (could be used to further a dwindling cruiserweight division)
Lance Cade (minus his retarted gimmick)
Jonny Nitro (future top heel and great seller)
Highlanders (gimmick should be replaced or the comedy aspect dropped)
Shelton Benjamin (should be a main eventer regardless of the mic skills)
Charlie Haas (best suited for tag work, but needs a credible partner or to get over in a stable with someone already established)
Shawn Michaels (can work creatively and sharply when he gives a $hit, but has become a routine man ala Flair most of the time)
Super Crazy (needs to be injected into the Cruiserweight division to give it some legit cred and up the workrate)
HHH (minus the nepotism, he's still one of the top guys, but he needs to focus more on staying loose for wrestling than he does shooting steroids and working out as it hasn't helped his quads much, his character also needs to be placed back in check as DX made him a parody)
Val Venis (Morley has solid ring ability but he was never pushed correctly. He was saddled in nowhere feuds in the midcard and wasn't pressed into anything worthwhile. He's got the tools, but they haven't spent enough effort doing anything more than having him steal Rick Rude's bit)
Victoria - (One of the only credible women in the last five years...a little sloppy sometimes, but with the proper work and some decent opponents she could likely up her game to a respectable level)
-From Smackdown
Chris Benoit (Needs to be main eventing, WMXX was saved by him, HHH, and HBK...anything less is an insult to the business)
Helms (needs a fresh gimmick and to watch his old WCW matches so he can remember how to wrestle in a non-boring fashion and stop dropping the credibility of his belt)
Paul London (ROH, TNA standout that needs to be in the CW division instead of the tag scene...needs to be allowed to perform to the best of his abilities, but that won't happen because it'll show everyone exactly how inept some of the main eventers are)
Bryan Kendrick (Same thing as above...they could start great feuds built on matches alone and could restore the air of competition that used to come hand in hand with the WCW Cruiserweight title)
Finlay (Solid brawler who needs to up the speed of his game and increase the velocity of his motion in the ring...can be a great wrestler when he is made to do so)
Jimmy Wang Yang (Gimmick change instantly, and straight to the CW division)
Booker T (One of my all time WCW faves that has gotten complacent and needs to return to his roots before all hope is lost...his wife needs to be ringside like I need a case of the Clap)
Kennedy (Has the personality and mic work covered, but needs to work on his ring psychology and building a match to a solid climax...this is the only thing stopping him from main eventing convincingly right now)
Misterio (return to the CW division and stop doing the 619 bull$hit...earn his money like he used to when he broke the boundaries of wrestling and floored crowd after crowd with amazing workrate)
Tatanka (needs to get down to about 240 pounds and increase his speed and flexibility...if he wrestled like he did in in first two years in the WWE then he'd still be one of the top guys)
Vito (lose the dress and move him in with Guido and Mamaluke on ECW to reform a new FBI instead of having him flash his junk in his matches)
Regal/taylor (I suppose these guys are okay, even if they've lost a step, but they need credible opponents that can shoot...and they both need to pick up the pace with regards to their matches)
Undertaker (needs to drop the corny-ass Deadman gimmick...this kind of crap is why wrestling will NEVER have respect in the States...he also needs to be put into solid programs with guys who work well with him ala Orton at WM21)
Kane (Needs to drop thirty pounds of fat off his ass and work on his speed, flexibility and mobility, otherwise I wouldn't give him a job in OVW or DSW)
-From ECW
CW Anderson (should be used in a fashion to re-invigorate a new Four Horsemen that Flair would manage)
CM Punk (has loads of tools but he needs to have matches that showcase them instead of ten minute schlockfests where he jobs to Hardcore Holly)
Balls Mahoney (should be put into hardcore matches like the old days and kept away from stupid $hit like "Extreme Strip Poker"...it's a waste of talent)
Jazz - (Needs to be a cornerstone of the Women's division as she can work as good as some of the men)
Hardcore Holly (Needs to remember his pacing and speed from his old days before he began cycling assloads of steroids)
Elijah Burke - (Has the basic tools, but needs to refine his ring psychology and his moveset)
Kevin Thorn - (Worst gimmick ever...decent wrestler, though and his manager has nice boobies)
Lashley - (Needs to shed about twenty pounds of muscle and work on his flexibility instead of trying to be a human tank. If he increased his offense, he has the tools and the speed to be great. Keep him away from microphones, though as he talks like a ten year old.)
Mike Knox - (Solid worker, but needs to be allowed to tell a story in the ring...had a nice match with CM Punk a while back and he could be good if they packaged him right and let him earn his keep in the ring)
Guido (Technical cruiserweight second to none...needs to be part of a tag team w/Vito or Mamaluke or be the FBI's representative in the CW division, regardless of what show the belt is on)
RVD (Needs to take a long look at what he used to perform like and get his act together...he also needs to move with a purpose and be booked in matches against guys with a wrestling vocabulary that can match his...this is where he thrives, and they better hope he doesn't go to TNA because they'll immediately book him against a returning Jerry Lynn)
Shannon Moore (Cruiserweight division or something in a faction as he's never been able to get over by himself)
Stevie Richards (One of the ECW greats who should be allowed to shine like he used to instead of being dogfood for the Raw/Smackdown table scraps)
Tommy Dreamer (Needs to have his original personality and offensive creativity and drop forty pounds of fat in order to move well again)
There is a thousand things I'd do for each show involving roster moves and production/writing/booking overhauls that would restore the intelligence the product had during the Attitude Era, while establishing a new standard for wrestling that would do more than lift WWE out of the funk I think it's in.
ECW had and still has all of the makings to be successful, but even as McMahon stated on "The Rise and Fall of ECW" he felt that the marketing strategy for the company was off. Bull$hit. That company was screwed by TNN and by WWE, which subsequently stole their relationship with the very same network. He keeps trying to remake it as an offshoot of the WWE, which is fine, but doing that and calling it ECW is f**king blasphemy. Instead of treating it like a separate entity it has the same bland flavor of the two bigger shows and it just looks like the same old $hit, but with a lower budget. The "extreme" aspect is nowhere to be found, and numerous things about it reek of sheer stupidity.
Eye candy is cool, and I don't mind a hot valet or manager, but when I have to watch interviews with Maria and then Mickie James stinks up the ring, I can't help but think that the equipped women's division stars of the past like Luna and Madusa are profusely shaking their heads whenever they see the stuff. Long matches can work if they are booked correctly and the order of matches is selected right. Look at WM21. Biggest example. Michaels and Angle stole the show from the two main events and they weren't even wrestling for a damn title. They put on a twenty minute clinic that demonstrates EVERYTHING that's wrong with what WWE does in terms of who's pushed. It's also proof that WWE has the ammunition to turn everything around immediately, but then again, they can't pour piss out of a boot when it comes to execution. Imagine if they sunk as much time and focus into pushing guys like Edge, Orton, Carlito, and Benjamin as they do trying to convince the world that Cena and Batista are actually wreslters (which is the furthest thing from the truth). They did this very stuff in the late '90s. Rock, Austin, Angle, HHH, Michaels, Foley, and Hart were all very qualified workers and when McMahon focused on getting them over business went through the roof. When he forgot that recipe, everything began to unravel.
I take offense to what the "normal" fan likes because the intelligence behind it is nowhere to be seen. It wasn't more than a year or so ago that Cena was being booed out of arenas left and right, and instead of doing the smart thing and putting Angle or Christian or HHH or Michaels or any number of other guys in the title program, they kept ramming Cena down everyone's throat. When Christian upstaged Cena on the mic on Raw, he was promptly removed to Smackdown along with Angle because the fans couldn't stand Cena and the WWE marketing plan failed miserably. Finally, the fanbase just gave up and started liking Cena.
Anything I like? Wrestlers in particular as I can't stand most of the writing of the product on a fundamental level with regards to all of the shows, but there are a ton of the talent that I believe can be used to ignite a rennaissance within the WWE that takes the product to new heights. I just wished they'd encourage a more fast-paced, high impact style like they used to wrestle in the WWE.
The people I'd build a promotion(s) around:
-From RAW
Edge (needs to get back into shape, but rocks the mic and works awesomely)
Orton (minus pissing away his shot w/attitude issues, he's the future)
Carlito (needs to be allowed to let loose more in terms of offense)
Umaga (minus his retarted gimmick)
Nick Dinsmore (definitely minus his gimmick)
Kenny Dykstra (could be used to further a dwindling cruiserweight division)
Lance Cade (minus his retarted gimmick)
Jonny Nitro (future top heel and great seller)
Highlanders (gimmick should be replaced or the comedy aspect dropped)
Shelton Benjamin (should be a main eventer regardless of the mic skills)
Charlie Haas (best suited for tag work, but needs a credible partner or to get over in a stable with someone already established)
Shawn Michaels (can work creatively and sharply when he gives a $hit, but has become a routine man ala Flair most of the time)
Super Crazy (needs to be injected into the Cruiserweight division to give it some legit cred and up the workrate)
HHH (minus the nepotism, he's still one of the top guys, but he needs to focus more on staying loose for wrestling than he does shooting steroids and working out as it hasn't helped his quads much, his character also needs to be placed back in check as DX made him a parody)
Val Venis (Morley has solid ring ability but he was never pushed correctly. He was saddled in nowhere feuds in the midcard and wasn't pressed into anything worthwhile. He's got the tools, but they haven't spent enough effort doing anything more than having him steal Rick Rude's bit)
Victoria - (One of the only credible women in the last five years...a little sloppy sometimes, but with the proper work and some decent opponents she could likely up her game to a respectable level)
-From Smackdown
Chris Benoit (Needs to be main eventing, WMXX was saved by him, HHH, and HBK...anything less is an insult to the business)
Helms (needs a fresh gimmick and to watch his old WCW matches so he can remember how to wrestle in a non-boring fashion and stop dropping the credibility of his belt)
Paul London (ROH, TNA standout that needs to be in the CW division instead of the tag scene...needs to be allowed to perform to the best of his abilities, but that won't happen because it'll show everyone exactly how inept some of the main eventers are)
Bryan Kendrick (Same thing as above...they could start great feuds built on matches alone and could restore the air of competition that used to come hand in hand with the WCW Cruiserweight title)
Finlay (Solid brawler who needs to up the speed of his game and increase the velocity of his motion in the ring...can be a great wrestler when he is made to do so)
Jimmy Wang Yang (Gimmick change instantly, and straight to the CW division)
Booker T (One of my all time WCW faves that has gotten complacent and needs to return to his roots before all hope is lost...his wife needs to be ringside like I need a case of the Clap)
Kennedy (Has the personality and mic work covered, but needs to work on his ring psychology and building a match to a solid climax...this is the only thing stopping him from main eventing convincingly right now)
Misterio (return to the CW division and stop doing the 619 bull$hit...earn his money like he used to when he broke the boundaries of wrestling and floored crowd after crowd with amazing workrate)
Tatanka (needs to get down to about 240 pounds and increase his speed and flexibility...if he wrestled like he did in in first two years in the WWE then he'd still be one of the top guys)
Vito (lose the dress and move him in with Guido and Mamaluke on ECW to reform a new FBI instead of having him flash his junk in his matches)
Regal/taylor (I suppose these guys are okay, even if they've lost a step, but they need credible opponents that can shoot...and they both need to pick up the pace with regards to their matches)
Undertaker (needs to drop the corny-ass Deadman gimmick...this kind of crap is why wrestling will NEVER have respect in the States...he also needs to be put into solid programs with guys who work well with him ala Orton at WM21)
Kane (Needs to drop thirty pounds of fat off his ass and work on his speed, flexibility and mobility, otherwise I wouldn't give him a job in OVW or DSW)
-From ECW
CW Anderson (should be used in a fashion to re-invigorate a new Four Horsemen that Flair would manage)
CM Punk (has loads of tools but he needs to have matches that showcase them instead of ten minute schlockfests where he jobs to Hardcore Holly)
Balls Mahoney (should be put into hardcore matches like the old days and kept away from stupid $hit like "Extreme Strip Poker"...it's a waste of talent)
Jazz - (Needs to be a cornerstone of the Women's division as she can work as good as some of the men)
Hardcore Holly (Needs to remember his pacing and speed from his old days before he began cycling assloads of steroids)
Elijah Burke - (Has the basic tools, but needs to refine his ring psychology and his moveset)
Kevin Thorn - (Worst gimmick ever...decent wrestler, though and his manager has nice boobies)
Lashley - (Needs to shed about twenty pounds of muscle and work on his flexibility instead of trying to be a human tank. If he increased his offense, he has the tools and the speed to be great. Keep him away from microphones, though as he talks like a ten year old.)
Mike Knox - (Solid worker, but needs to be allowed to tell a story in the ring...had a nice match with CM Punk a while back and he could be good if they packaged him right and let him earn his keep in the ring)
Guido (Technical cruiserweight second to none...needs to be part of a tag team w/Vito or Mamaluke or be the FBI's representative in the CW division, regardless of what show the belt is on)
RVD (Needs to take a long look at what he used to perform like and get his act together...he also needs to move with a purpose and be booked in matches against guys with a wrestling vocabulary that can match his...this is where he thrives, and they better hope he doesn't go to TNA because they'll immediately book him against a returning Jerry Lynn)
Shannon Moore (Cruiserweight division or something in a faction as he's never been able to get over by himself)
Stevie Richards (One of the ECW greats who should be allowed to shine like he used to instead of being dogfood for the Raw/Smackdown table scraps)
Tommy Dreamer (Needs to have his original personality and offensive creativity and drop forty pounds of fat in order to move well again)
There is a thousand things I'd do for each show involving roster moves and production/writing/booking overhauls that would restore the intelligence the product had during the Attitude Era, while establishing a new standard for wrestling that would do more than lift WWE out of the funk I think it's in.