Anyone else noticed that almost all TNA Fans are marks? Weird, isn't it?
Yes, Paul. Marks for superior wrestling. Plain and simple. I'd rather mark out for the company with better wrestling than for the one with shinier production values.
Yeah they really do.. TNA doesn't really have any strong gimmicks that couldn't be considered WWE gimmick rip offs.. Examples
Abyss - Kane/Mankind
Cage - WWE Gimmick basically
Eric Young - Eugene kinda, but paranoid
Theres more, but you should get my point..
Yes, and I never claimed that TNA's gimmicks were perfect, did I? I was alluding to the fact that the WWE cornfed mark was pissing on the TNA doorstep and ignoring the fact that his favorite sideshow didn't have any blemishes. So stop fishing. As for Cage, why the hell would you have to inform me that he has his WWE gimmick? We know this is a gimmick he spent years creating. Do you think he'd $hitcan it overnight?
Boogeyman - Cool gimmick, but cant wrestle.. Nothing wrong with his character.
One dimensional. Just like any of the other guys you may have mentioned. Can't wrestle...therefore what is the purpose of his character in the long run? So I can watch him spit worms onto a chick ten years down the road and continue to bang a clock on his f**king head?
Highlanders - If there crap, then I guess Piper was crap also, correct?
Once again, stop fishing. The difference between them is that Piper was a masterfully crafted character that had actual emotion, as opposed to the Highlanders which sees one of the dumb$hits run around spouting off his epic catchphrase weekly telling me "I'm Robbie!" If you have the audacity to lump Piper in with crap like that, then there isn't much point in my debating all things logic with you, is there?
Cryme Time - Whats wrong with them? There actually pretty funny.. They can infact wrestle also.
Another one-dimensional character piece. Whether or not they can wrestle well is also up for debate. Do I think they're horrible in the ring? No. Do I think they're green? Certainly.
Spirit Squad - Imo, this was the best gimmick of 06.. Male cheerleaders.. Who would of thot of that?? They did there job didn't they.. Got us to hate them.. And each of them, except Mitch were also great wrestlers.
I don't hate the wrestlers. I hate the gimmick. You like what I consider to be pointless crap? Fine. Have a ball. The heat they drew from me isn't the right kind of heat. Looking at the roster that made up the Squad, it irritated me heavily because they wasted five guys who all used the same stupid gimmick when they could've been distributed amongst the shows and given individual identities. Kenny is the only one they've done anything remotely worth a damn with since all of them have even been on Raw. I disliked the Spirit Squad not because of the guys in it...but because it was a waste of talent and airtime.
DX - There has been nothing wrong with DX.. If you weren't stuck in the past, then maybe you'd realize DX was just as good as they used to be, just older..
On the contrary, I look to the future. That's precisely why I don't like to see a regurgitated gimmick that was dead for a goddamn decade. Both of those wrestlers are way, WAY too old to be running around doing a damn comedy routine while the WWE Championship rests in the hands of an underqualified schlep who can't wrestle his way out of a wet grocery sack. Once again, I like the wrestlers in the gimmick, but they're being pissed away doing something completely moronic. They keep spoonfeeding $hit like this, and you just keep lapping it up. Kudos.
I agree that the whole "TNA is full of ECW, WWE, and ECW rejects" thing is pretty stupid, but so was your comment.. Your calling Booker T, Helms, Flair, Benoit, Finlay, Regal, Mysterio, RVD all rejects??? That right there deserves nothing else but a big WOW.
Notice the high amounts of sarcasm in there, buddy? You just ran off a list of some of my favorite wrestlers. Yet again, I was alluding to the fact that chucko there felt it necessary to refer to TNA's current stars (who happened to be former WWE/ECW/WCW alumni) as "rejects" when they're anything but. Do I think that the list of former WCW/ECW athletes who comprise the current WWE roster is a group of rejects? Not hardly.
Meh, Cena can wrestle also.. Everyone talks about how great The Rock is, when Cena's style is almost an exact replica of his.. Basically a sloppier techhnician..
Examples
Rock - Sharpshooter - Cena - STFU
Rock - Spinebuster - Cena - The swinging backdrop thing
Rock - Peoples Elbow - Cena - 5 Knuckle Shuffel
Rock - Belly to Belly - Cena - Fisherman
I can probably name 4 more moves, but thats about it.. But the "Cena does 5 moves" stuff is bullshit x2
Really? The Rock had at least a couple more signature spots he relied on depending on the encounter. Namely two separate variations of a DDT as well as a hell of a Samoan Drop, but that's just scratching the surface. Cena's limited offense isn't the least of my worries, but rather his slow movement, poor selection of the moves he has, weak looking execution of those moves, and mundane ring psycology. All of which results in sloppy moves, bad matches and a limited amount of time with which he can bore the audience with. Rock was able to run a match into the twenty minute mark successfully while keeping the crowd controlled if he needed to. Rock was also faster, more athletic, and even bigger than Cena. I've said it before...and I'll say it again: Cena couldn't do that at gunpoint. Not even when he had this supposed "expanded moveset" in his early days. I've seen him as The Prototype and suffice to say that I was less than impressed.
Actually, all of Jeffs matches were real good.. Thats another thing.. When he was in TNA, all you praised him.. And now that he's back in the WWE.. It went away..
Show me my posts where I kiss Hardy's ass? Please. You're a mod. Dig 'em up, slick. Even from the first BFG main event, I knew he sucked for real and it wasn't just my Spider-Sense tingling. He was given a main event with the top heel of TNA at their first ever 3-hour spectacular, in a ladder match no less, which is Hardy's bread and butter. It flopped, and not due to Jarrett. I have the match on tape. Hardy runs out of breath, gets stuck in numerous spots, and damn sure doesn't know when to play off the momentum of the crowd. The crowds in TNA were ready to worship the guy until they found out exactly how much he needs to go back to wrestling school. That is why he was used as cannon fodder for the Monster's Ball-esque matches afterwards. He can't handle a match with only one opponent, so they gave him at least two at a time.
Botched Moves - I've seen tons of moves botched in TNA.. If it was live, you would see TONS more.. And, when was the last time Jeff botched a move? Like 3 months ago?
Yes, I'm sure you've seen tons of botched moves in TNA. Considering their offensive repertoire most of the time is leagues ahead of anything the Stamford boys are allowed to do, I'd give 'em a little leeway. I'm not sure...when was the last time Jeff wrestled on Raw? I'm sure I can dig up a solid critiquing of that.
Pacing Problems - Are you serious?
I wouldn't have typed it if I was f**king kidding.
Runs out of Breathe - Im pretty sure every wrestler does after running around for awhile.
Some faster than others. Hardy's substance abuse and less-than-healthy lifestyle have obviously caught up with him as he's put on some fat. Look at the offensive crispness of other wrestlers at the beginning and end of their matches. Hell, even Flair's wrinkled ass has better cardio than Hardy does. By the end of each match Hardy punches like a chick and gets sloppier in nearly every move he makes.
Zero in ring psych - Are you serious?
Yet again. See above answer regarding pacing. He can't control a crowd and doesn't know when to apply his maneuvers. Even stuff as basic as crisp punches and brawling are as foreign to him as a Chinese cookbook. It's not that I think he's the worst of all time, but he needs to go back to school and learn how to build on a match that doesn't always require him to fall of something like New Jack does.
Uh yeah, theres nothing wrong with bashing TNA in a TNA Forum..
There is if you don't do it with any remote semblance of intelligence and forethought. You can do it, but be ready for the backlash.
Watch Smackdown! and you'll more then just a glorified spot fest.. No saying all TNA matches are like that, but a little over 70% are.
I watch Smackdown every week and have for years and years. It's boring, badly booked and has corny storylines. I could write a college thesis on why that show is a big bag of ass. However, this last episode was decent. I liked Kendrick versus London and the rest of the card wasn't too puke-worthy.