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[SSJPhenom]

Don't take offense to this,but I feel like tops that won't swap are the most stingy people on the planet

That's why, whenever I am in a relationship with a guy, he's usually a bottom.

Most bottoms don't want to switch anyway.

 

[Hawkeye]

I would never bottom in a million years. Anything from the waist up is fair game though.

 

[SSJPhenom]

I would never bottom in a million years. Anything from the waist up is fair game though.

Are you saying that you're into guys?

 

[Pepe Silvia]

I'm tempted to find someone who's being a dick on here and just start calling them a rapist or something of that caliber

 

[Hawkeye]

Are you saying that you're into guys?

Go to the celebrity crushes thread. But ONLY for Matt Striker. ONLY.

 

[SSJPhenom]

Go to the celebrity crushes thread. But ONLY for Matt Striker. ONLY.

Matt Striker?

That's cool.

 

[SSJPhenom]

I'm tempted to find someone who's being a dick on here and just start calling them a rapist or something of that caliber

I've got a few people in mind that you could start with.

 

[LSN80]

Is there any other kind?

What would you consider sex with ones wife and her alone for 4 years?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Fuck all that, spill the deets Phenom.

Oh, for goodness fuck sake, do not tempt him

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

 

[Via Armbar]

What would you consider sex with ones wife and her alone for 4 years?

PUSSY SHIT.

Naw good for you if that's the case. Dick in the butt, balls in the pussy. Keep the dream alive my friend.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Thank you. I may not have NorCal stories to tell, but when something awesome like this happens I want to share it with the world like the herpes I probably got. I have a fairly active sex life, but these are like fucking Unicorns man. So rare.

I didn't count the first one since it was a horrible experience, but this one does and I can cross it off my Fucket List. A Fucket List is something every man or woman has. It's like a Bucket List, but comprised of things or people or ways you would like to fuck before you die. I've been meaning to cross ''100% Black Chick" off my list for a while now but haven't gotten to it. Mostly because I don't like black chicks, but it's an experience I feel I need to have eventually.

Hey man, got me on this one. Never had a threesome. moreso becuase I dont really have any interest in one, but still. Fun story tho.

 

[Via Armbar]

Hey man, got me on this one. Never had a threesome. moreso becuase I dont really have any interest in one, but still. Fun story tho.

I didn't really either honestly. It was something I was curious about but I would have rather have crossed doing my exes mom off my Fucket List then a threesome. It just happened.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

I will not mate with less than 15 people at a time. I demand spreading my seed in extravagant amounts.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I didn't really either honestly. It was something I was curious about but I would have rather have crossed doing my exes mom off my Fucket List then a threesome. It just happened.

I got ya bro....not something you needed to do, but fuck, it was right in front of you, may as well.

 

[klunderbunker]

Damn it Phenom why did you have to leave Kentucky?

 

[SSJPhenom]

Damn it Phenom why did you have to leave Kentucky?

Mommy issues.

Why do you ask?

 

[klunderbunker]

Not an actual question but consider the things I talk about on here and I think you can put the pieces together yourself.

 

[SSJPhenom]

Not an actual question but consider the things I talk about on here and I think you can put the pieces together yourself.

I see

 

[klunderbunker]

Indeed. Shame.

 

[SSJPhenom]

I do miss KY.

I was there for the holidays.

 

[klunderbunker]

And you tell me this now.

 

[SSJPhenom]

I know.

I hadn't been on here is so long though.

Hey! I'm coming back during spring break

 

[klunderbunker]

Really now?

 

[Via Armbar]

eHarmony up in this bitch.