The TNA iMPACT! LD - 2 Sides

[SavageTaker]

Problem Number 28459 with TNA: their backstage interviewer is named Bubba the Love Sponge.

I definitely agree with you on that. It was a mistake removing JB from TV. He was great in his role.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Butterface? is that a joke?

Not at all, she has sort of a Frankenstein face

 

[Gelgarin]

I'm coming to the conclusion that it is possible that Hall and Pac might just be "acting" like their off their faces.

 

[FromTheSouth]

OMG! Hallzer and Pac took up thirty second that Red could have been doing Flipperz!!!!! O Noezzzz!!!!!! 5ive MoevZZZ!

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Madison is wearing far too much clothing.

NorCal, I know you're not into multiples, but what about any two of those four?

I am a happily taken man, good sir

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Not at all, she has sort of a Frankenstein face

Yeah, she's going to look bad in about 20 years.

Also, Blubba is terrible, and JB worked his ass off for that company.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I'm coming to the conclusion that it is possible that Hall and Pac might just be "acting" like their off their faces.

It would be a lot easier to act like drunk if you were, well, drunk.

 

[Gelgarin]

I'm hoping that the JB thing turns out the be a work. TNA really seem to have been trying to blue the real/fake line again, so I'm hoping that JB being taken off TV is just a heel tactic, and Mick Foley and Kurt Angle are going to unite to win his spot back.

...

Hay, a guy can dream.

 

[klunderbunker]

Ok seriously, even Raw has more wrestling and less talking/behind the scenes stuff than this.

 

[Theo Mays]

False. My heart didn't go into palpitations during that match.

Touche.

That is probably the thing I hate most about TNA. They take a commercial and come back for a few seconds and go back to the commercial. It bugs me, plus I'm an impatient fuck.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Yeah, she's going to look bad in about 20 years.

Well, in the mean time......

Also, Blubba is terrible, and JB worked his ass off for that company.

JB will be back.

 

[Big Ol' Buckta AIDS]

Not at all, she has sort of a Frankenstein face

I would fuck that Frankenstein face.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Touche.

That is probably the thing I hate most about TNA. They take a commercial and come back for a few seconds and go back to the commercial. It bugs me, plus I'm an impatient fuck.

I think it's Spike mandated. They do that on The Ultimate Fighter too.

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

Here they come!!

Hulk Hogan with EZ-E.

 

[klunderbunker]

*runs away from the Norcal explosion*

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I would fuck that Frankenstein face.

me too. Doesnt make her not a butterface

 

[FromTheSouth]

Hogan abd Bischoff look like they are having the time of their lives. I am happy for them. They are giving us an exciting product and having a blast in the meantime.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Makes me wish I was a booker or a road agent for TNA. Here's my convo with Lacey about how we'd be able to keep her on TNA.

Me: "Lacey, I know you're a third generation star, but you need to learn the basics on wrestling. Your tits and ass can't save you in a match, unless you pop out of your shirt every match."

Lacey: "What can we do to change that?"

Me: "Well, we can get you good training and get you into ring shape."

Lacey: "Nope. Don't want to do that."

Me: "Well, willing to let me lick all over you? Naked?"

Lacey: "Sure. Whatev."


I'm horrible. I know.

 

[Big Ol' Buckta AIDS]

I think it's Spike mandated. They do that on The Ultimate Fighter too.

Well they do it Whenever the NFL is on too.

 

[Bernkastel]

The ring set up is almost like AJPW's

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

I'm sorry, but Hogan still looks in good shape for his age.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

MTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


HULK FUCKING HOGAN MOTHERFUCKERS PUMP IRON BITCH

 

[klunderbunker]

Hogan with an earring makes me cringe. He's up there with Vince with someone trying to stay young. Hogan actually comes close to making it work though. Ok not really.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Fuckin. Mixing the dirt bag theme music with the Yellow and Red but with black clothes is a tad awkward

 

[Theo Mays]

I think it's Spike mandated. They do that on The Ultimate Fighter too.

Well then Spike TV needs to trash it. It irritates me and makes me cranky haha.

HOGAN AND BISCHOFF!!!!

I need to watch some Hogan matches tonight, I love that guy.