The PedoBear Society for Prosperous Young Adults

[Scotty]

I never really liked Ren and Stimpy. I always liked Rocko best.

 

[Mr. Truth]

Mighty Morphing Power Rangers was the only thing I cared about when I was 3. That lasted until wrestling came along at around age 4...

The green/white ranger is now doing MMA. He's 4-0 and all fights haven't left the first round. Granted, his competition isn't of the highest caliber, but I do hope he ends up in one of the promotions that has a TV deal.

 

[Mr. Truth]

So is Ren and Stimpy.

I didn't enjor Ren and Stimpy as a child. I loved Rocko though.

 

[Scotty]

Jason David Frank went from this...

To this...

 

[Jane]

You sick fucks.

 

[X]

Whew, I'd hit that and never look back Janey. Look at those sexy eyes, those pouty little lips.

 

[X]

Jason David Frank went from this...

Lou Diamond Phillips?! When did he start fighting in MMA?

 

[Via Armbar]

Lou Diamond Phillips?! When did he start fighting in MMA?

Before he died in that terribly tragic plane crash.

 

[Scotty]

The one with Buddy Holly? Yeah that was tragic.

 

[Via Armbar]

No, the one with Ric Flair.

 

[MWats]

 

[Via Armbar]

I would so go all Jonbenet Ramsey on that.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

Jessica Watson, the Australian 16-year-old that went around the world on her boat solo to try and beat the world record. She failed due to lack of seamen.

 

[Via Armbar]

She failed for lack of teeth that didn't look haggard as fuck.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

What did you expect? She's of British background.

 

[Via Armbar]

Yeah...she looks like she loves vinegar on her fries.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Excuse me motherfucker? You talking shit about my main ****** Rocko? Cause we're gonna have some big problems if so Davey Boy. You don't know SHIT about what it's like livin' the modern life like Rocko, hustlin' 24/7.

Shut your bitch ass mouth, bitch.

Oh. My. God.


the amount of laughter I just had over this....if no other post were to ever get made in the Cage, this post would justify its existance, forever more

 

[Mighty NorCal]

She failed for lack of teeth that didn't look haggard as fuck.

Fucking YES. Only people from Cali (and probably XFear) use that magnificent word

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

So I leave and this thread goes from talking about banging disney ****s and underage girls to teaching Dave about Rocko's Modern Life back to talk of banging underage girls. Epic stuff here.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

JKO needs to be banned from this thread.

 

[Via Armbar]

Yeah it's getting awfully tight and unplowed in here. I think the name change to The Playpen is right around the corner.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

It's ok Armbar, we seem to be moving back to the very normal number of 17.

 

[Via Armbar]

months?

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Is that not a normal number?

That's almost a year past their prime anyway.

 

[Via Armbar]

Fucking a fetus is the best. Their hands are so small, it makes my dick look huge.