The [OFFICIAL] Crock Spews Shit Thread

[The Crock]

Yeah, that was NOT sarcasm, just a turrible joke.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Yes it was

:shiftyeyes:

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

Sense of humour























your head

 

[latino World order]

 

[The Crock]

[YOUTUBE]WL_uWGcSBo8[/YOUTUBE]

How sad is it that I have this on my iPod?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Not that sad I have it on my Zune.

 

[JGlass]

I've got a whole mess of wrestling songs on my iPod. That one isn't one of them, but I still like that song.

 

[The Crock]

Now I feel like a loser.

Thanks.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Welcome

 

[The Crock]

God, I have so much homework. Ugh.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

what classes?

 

[The Crock]

Like, all of them. I have a presentation I have to do too. Fuck.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

well have fun with all that.

If it makes you feel better I haven't had homework in about 3 years.

 

[The Crock]

You also had not had sex in about 23 years, so shut up.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

You also had not had sex in about 23 years, so shut up.

change 23 years to 3 weeks and then I'll agree with you

 

[The Crock]

Yeah...

No.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

it's been about 3 weeks though.

this doesn't happen often but you FAIL this time Crock.

 

[The Crock]

No, actually, I don't. I said "had not" which meant I was talking about the 23 years leading up to your first "encounter," but you didn't catch that.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Me no Speaky the Ingles very well

 

[The Crock]

I know.

 

[DirtyJosé]

Now I feel like a loser.

Thanks.

Welcome

Why do you feel like a loser Crock? You're not the one with a Zune.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Zune > Ipod

 

[DirtyJosé]

Wait, you've got a girl but you haven't been laid in three weeks?

BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[The Crock]

Milenko, I'll warn you that you don't want to be double-teamed by Jose and I. We WILL win.

 

[The Crock]

Wait, you've got a girl but you haven't been laid in three weeks?

BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

She popped. New one should be delivered any day now.