The [OFFICIAL] Crock Spews Shit Thread

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Yes, and Wade Barrett's a jobber like Slater now apparently.

 

[The Crock]

But Slater has Steve Austin-like potential. Oh and apparently Miz won the title off Cena, but we'll completely ignore that once it's proven to be utterly false.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Gotta love those facts baby.

 

[The Crock]

I come home and notice all his "facts" about Undertaker, glad you and Coco sorted that out. Saved me some time.

 

[¡Roján!]

Slater 9:12

 

[The Crock]

Is that what it says on the novelty license plate he puts on the van he lures his victims into?

 

[¡Roján!]

''The one man... PUT HER IN THE FUCKING VAN!''

 

[JGlass]

Heath Slater and Wade Barrett have a lot in common. They have just about as much talent as my toenail clippings.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Wade Barrett can actually talk and put together decent matches. Heath Slater...less so.

 

[The Crock]

Like I said, he's nothing but a human crash dummy.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

On a separate note:

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How good is this song?

 

[¡Roján!]

Big Willie NEEDS to get back into the studio, pronto.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

He's working on a new album accoring to the following report:

http://music-mix.ew.com/2011/08/19/will-smith-new-album/

 

[¡Roján!]

He's working on a new album accoring to the following report:

http://music-mix.ew.com/2011/08/19/will-smith-new-album/

''It's a mark out moment, I'm marking out, bro''


Also, does everyone else remember when last year everyone loved Matt Striker's commentary? Yeah, about that...

 

[The Crock]

Striker always sucked. To me, at least.

 

[¡Roján!]

He's very clever, I'll give him that. But, he had little to no personality. Although, as a play-by-play announcer in a three-man team I see nothing wrong with him. He could be the Josh Matthews of RAW, you know?

 

[The Crock]

Yeah... No. Lawler and Striker together on the announce team makes me want to chop my testicles off.

 

[Coco]

Biggest Lawler fan on the board here. Watch your ****e mouth.

I can see the comparisons between Slater and Austin in that both seem partial to country music.

 

[DirtyJosé]

I liked Striker on commentary most of the time. I mean, c'mon...

TIE YOUR MOTHER DOWN, HERE COMES HHH!!!

 

[Coco]

I hope CM Punk commentates full-time when he retiahs. That's how I roll.

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

I hope Scott Steiner turns to commentary full time when he retires. Would make TNA must see tv.

 

[The Crock]

Biggest Lawler fan on the board here. Watch your ****e mouth.

I can see the comparisons between Slater and Austin in that both seem partial to country music.

I don't have anything against Jerry Lawler, but him and Matt Striker HATE each other.

 

[The Crock]

Loving the new Chili Pepper album. Anybody else get it?

 

[JGlass]

Bitches be burnin' it for me. I love the Chili Peppers.

 

[The Crock]

The album's really different, but I enjoy it.

The only albums I ever buy are Chili Pepper albums. iTunes for the rest.