The [OFFICIAL] Crock Spews Shit Thread

[DirtyJosé]

Milenko, I'll warn you that you don't want to be double-teamed by Jose and I. We WILL win.

I dunno. I mean, he hasn't been fucked in 3 weeks. He could probably do with a good double teaming.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Wait, you've got a girl but you haven't been laid in three weeks?

BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

She's been sick.

 

[DirtyJosé]

What did you give her? DeathAids? DoomHerpes?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

We're thinking it was the college students coming back into town that gave her an ear infection and a upper respiratory infection

 

[The Crock]

The Insane Clown Penis afflicted her with something. No lyin'.

 

[¡Roján!]

Crabs?

 

[DirtyJosé]

That would be Infected Clown Penis, right? And don't they spread genital warts?

 

[The Crock]

Once it gets to you, ICP 4 Lyfe.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Clearly you're buying into this Punk thing a wee bit too much.

 

[The Crock]

Cena just turned heel in my Universe Mode, the world is ending.

 

[Theo Mays]

Cena just turned heel in my Universe Mode, the world is ending.

I think I should go start a thread now about how the WWE needs Cena heel turn. That's new and refreshing right?

 

[The Crock]

'Course.

Not making any of this up; HHH turned heel too, teamed with Cena and both are feuding with the WWE Champion CM Punk and HBK.

 

[¡Roján!]

Why HBK and Batista are in the game, is beyond me. It just shows you how lazy THQ are.

 

[The Crock]

Batista is fun to rage on people with.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Why HBK and Batista are in the game, is beyond me. It just shows you how lazy THQ are.

Why? Because they'd be there anyway as legends so they might as well be on the main roster.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

You also had not had sex in about 23 years, so shut up.

Actually it was partly your fault for saying "in" instead of "for" but Milenko got too excited thinking he one-upped you to yknow, actually do it

 

[¡Roján!]

Why? Because they'd be there anyway as legends so they might as well be on the main roster.

Yeah, although, maybe it's just got I bought the game like 1 month ago, it just seems WEIRD. Also, why is Van Dam in the game? He was signed to
TNA, at the time and he even did some voiceover work. Something very weird im a SVR game. In a legends game, yeah but in SVR, it's unheard of.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

He hadn't signed with them when did the voice over work and stuff, and it would leave them as man short if they dropped him, which would be a waste seeing as he did all the voiceover work and shit.

 

[¡Roján!]

Still, I would have thought that it would be a major no from WWE.

 

[Coco]

Cena just turned heel in my Universe Mode, the world is ending.

Oh. So that's why those puppies were crying outside my window last night.

 

[The Crock]

It's very likely, Coco.

 

[The Crock]

Every WZ LD turns into a debate in the end. Fact.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

False.

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?t=184026

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Every WZ LD turns into a debate in the end. Fact.

Ugh, reading that shit makes my head hurt. Some people in there are very bitter and others are straight fucking idiots. The thing is, when people are not whining, they can be super fun. See: Money in the Bank for details.

 

[The Crock]

I've been told in that debate that anybody who's not the top heel or face is an up and comer. Undertaker has had a hell of a career never being at the very top, he's always worked from under someone, even if he was champ... So does that make him and up and comer?