The Monkey's Cage: With Monkey_Mania

[Monkey_Mania]

Horsemen til we die!

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

This thread could be awesome...if you would stay the course of being a sarcastic asshole and not falter. We'll see what happens...my money's on it being FTW, and a shoo-in for Bar Room Thread of the Year.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Too...Much...Pressure.

Ahh, well I really don't care, I just do what I do, and if you like it. Great, If you don't...Suck my cock.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

FYI, I just took a shit, and it looked better than of JKO's posts.


Incredible.

 

[CH David]

I was extremely close to spitting my water at the computer monitor once I read that. Glad I turned away.

 

[Theo Mays]

Nothing like taking a great shit. I haven't had a stellar shit in a month or so. Just if I could take a shit like I took when I was drunk the one night. The thing was epic and if I was capable of taking a picture I would so have photographed it haha. Too much...?

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Nah man, if you can't talk about the size, shape, color, and epicness of your shit. What the fuck can you talk about?

 

[SavageTaker]

Haigh!

So I just woke up not too long ago and I have nothing to do.

 

[Theo Mays]

ST and I are in opposite situations. I want to fall asleep and I have nothing to do. Been drinking this shitty wine the parents have around the house and watching an Undertaker DVD back from 2003 or something. Good stuff lol.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Hi SavageTaker.

Yeah, I want to fall asleep. But taking a nap from 9 p.m. to midnight proves a problem. I shouldve just stayed asleep.

 

[CH David]

Fuck you all with the ability to sleep. Yeah I said it.

 

[SavageTaker]

Haha. I got home like at 3 O'clock PM yesterday and fell asleep within 30 minutes and ended up waking up at like at 3:30 AM. I always tell myself I'm going to take a small 30 minute nap but end up sleeping longer. Wayyy longer.

 

[Theo Mays]

Hi CH!

 

[CH David]

THEO!!!! How goes it my EH brother?

 

[Theo Mays]

I'm splendid. Getting ready to watch Undertaker vs. Kane Inferno Match. I've been on a Hogan kick lately since I got his new DVD, but I felt it was time for a change and dusted off the old Taker DVD.

How's it go with you?

 

[SavageTaker]

Hey yo, CH.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Shut up ST.

 

[SavageTaker]

Fuck off, Monkey.

 

[CH David]

Theo, I am currently at work, trying not to fall asleep. Hopefully my Mountain Dew helps. Oh wait, it is Mtn Dew now.

Hi ST. Listen to Monkey now.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

*****, the lot of you. Smelly, rotten, cream pied *****.

 

[Theo Mays]

Oh wait, it is Mtn Dew now.

More proof that the world is getting lazy. We don't even want to spell out "mountain", so we abbreviate it lol.

Sounds like a doozy CH. The Dew should help.

 

[CH David]

*****, the lot of you. Smelly, rotten, cream pied *****.

Christ you sound like TM now. Or was TM sounding like you? I don't fucking know anymore.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Christ you sound like TM now. Or was TM sounding like you? I don't fucking know anymore.

How much do you like being an EH? Keep back talking like that and Theo, Lariat and Myself might give you the big thumbs down.

 

[Theo Mays]

Monkey, you'll appreciate this artwork doozy that I made for my book this:

Spoiler: take a looksee

 

[Monkey_Mania]

NNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

That's all.