I had a pretty funny wrestling dream today.
Setting: High school
Characters: Me, 2003 CM Punk, various other wrestlers, this one guy I knew from 12th grade
For some reason there was a class on wrestling history, taught by Stone Cold. Other wrestlers were my classmates, though none of them were actually wrestlers in this dream universe, except for CM Punk who wrestled for ROH, and Austin himself. Anyway, we were doing this skit about various classic wrestlers, usually reciting their famous catchphrases as Austin did the narration. He hand-selected me to do an impression of him, so I pounded down a beer and got the class to give me a "HELL YEAH".
The Undertaker was tasked with doing an Ultimate Warrior impression, but when it came up to him, he simply stood up, pointed forward, and said in perfect Alvarez voice "MINUS FIVE STARS". The class cracked up.
After class, the guy I knew from 12th grade was on his phone, loudly bashing ROH in front of CM Punk, talking about how 'this guy' thinks he's a real wrestler because he works in bingo halls and high school gyms. I remark loudly about how respected and upcoming it is, and then to annoy him, I start singing "Bananaphone". As I get to the 'It grows in bunches' part, CM P'unk joins in with a hilariously vindictive look on his face. Soon, the entire class is singing Bananaphone, including Austin, and the guy I knew gets angry and leaves.
That's when I woke up.